MEGA MEME! Come play~!!!

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- Choose from my list of muses here.
- Use RNG and enter 1-17 for a scene; roll again for specifics
- Do this as many times as you like until you're bored with it all. UNLIMITED THREADS
- OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios for one strange thread of whacked out weirdness. Handcuffed to an escort while you have amnesia? WHY NOT?
- not optional: HAVE FUN.



1. BED INVADERS

A. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threadder.)
1. WAKE THEM UP. You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
2. PRANK! Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
3. CAN'T BEAT EM, JOIN EM. Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
4. LET THEM SLEEP Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.

B. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
5. SCREAM 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' Really. Default action going on here.
6. PRANK! What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
7. GENTLY AWAKEN THEM. Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
8. GET TO KNOW THEM NON-BIBLICALLY. Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
9. TIE 'EM UP. FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.

C. Decide - fuck the police. You heard. Fuck 'em.
10. YOU MOVE FORWARD AND MAKE YOUR OWN FATE


2. NIGHTMARES
You're trapped in your worst nightmare and worse yet, you've dragged someone right along in with you. You feel like you can't escape and any fear you've ever had is coming true or you're being forced to watch helplessly as someone you care about is in mortal danger or pain but you can't go to them. Whatever you fear the most can and will come true.
1. motions. you're trapped in your worst nightmare, forced to through the horror to completion with whoever you've drawn into your dream.
2. chased. you're both being chased by something horrible, but it feels more like you're running in place.
3. tortured. held down and tortured in every way imaginable. Can whoever else is in your dream save you?
4. helpless. you're helpless, only able to watch as the person dragged into your dream is hurt, tortured, or otherwise in danger, but you can't help.
5. tormentor. the person in your dream is not there to help, but to hurt. They are not a friend... at least not right now. Maybe they're fighting against whatever is urging them to hurt you or are taking great delight in it.
6. uncontrolled. you're hurting someone you care about and taking delight in it... or at least outwardly. Inside, you might be fighting it with everything you've got.
7. other. mix and match or make your own up.

3. ROADTRIP
1. BREAK DOWN: Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?
2. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Threads may also have a third participant. Go wild.
3. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... Or I think that was a deer.
4. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND: Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. This thread may also have a third or even fourth participant, if you can wing it.
5. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.
6. THE GREAT ESCAPE: Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.
7. MAKE OUT: For whatever reason, the person you're traveling with in the car. You would love to make out with them and then some.

4. CUDDLES
1. Sweet dreams It's been a long day and all you want to do is sleep or just rest your eyes for a bit. Hopefully whoever is close by doesn't mind if you use them as a blanket.
2. Stormy weather The heavy rain, thunder and lightning won't be letting up anytime soon. Luckily, it's the perfect weather to stay indoors and snuggle up close and keep warm.
3. Lazy dancer It's the end of a party, or maybe it's only the two of you, but the tempo is slow and the lights are low. Let your dance partner take the weight and just sway.
4. Surprise attack Time to invade someone's personal space. Are they working too much and need a distraction? Maybe you just wanted to brighten their day. Either way, they won't see it coming.
5. Movie night It can be on the sofa or in a darkened theater, but you've got your popcorn and someone to settle against during your favorite movie.
6. I love you, man It's totally platonic, really. You're just very good friends, no matter what people like to think. But you just love your friend so much you want to hug them, whether they like it or not.
7. Jeepers creepers Welp. You were just frightened. Was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream? Either way, you're looking for someone to cling to right now, and who better than that person right there?
8. Hurt and comfort Whether you're sick in bed, just been dumped or suffered a traumatic event, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
9 Sunday morning Maybe you just had a wild night. Maybe there’s just not enough space at your place and you need to share your bed. Or maybe you just got really tired and someone else happened to be there. Doesn't matter because now the person with you looks way more comfortable than any blanket or pillow. Drape to your heart’s content.
10. Moment after You just had incredible, vigorous sex (playing out is totally optional) and if you weren't a cuddler before, you are now. You're probably too exhausted to do anything else anyway. Just enjoy the moment.
11. Ménage à trois Or four, or five. Get a group and cuddle away.
12. Player's choice Pick one or make up your own!

5. HANDCUFFS
You two are now handcuffed/tied together by whatever means, forced to play out whatever scenario you rolled for. How you break free will be up to you.
1. Party Prank. So you were at a party and your friends (or maybe just some really mean party guests) decided it’d be funny to handcuff you to someone else. And they won’t give the key back either. Jerks.
2. Jailbreak. Oh no, you and whoever you got handcuffed to was arrested! Well, maybe if you work together you can make a jailbreak.
3. Magic Trick Gone Wrong. Just a little magic trick they said, the cuffs could come off easily they said…
4. Kidnapping. You two ticked off the wrong people, and now you’re stuck in a warehouse/evil lair/hideout.
5. Robots. Robots have taken over! And now you two have to figure out how to escape ’em. While handcuffed.
6. Post-Apocalyptic. Barren wastelands, biker gangs, thunderdomes. The future isn't looking too pleasant.
7. Dinosaurs. The both of you wake up handcuffed in the middle of a jungle. And there's dinosaurs. Oh fuc-
8. Carnival. Those cuffs you got at the carnival looked easy enough to take off, but now you two are stuck. Do you find help or try to hide your shame?
9. Aliens. Congrats, you two were abducted by aliens. Better find a way to get back to Earth before they start probing.
10. Kinky situation. So you and your partner wanted to try something new and accidentally lost the key to your cuffs. It happens, right? …Right?
11. Trapped in a Mad Scientist Lab. You knew you shouldn’t have gone into that big, scary-looking building and talked to the obviously crazy scientist guy, but you couldn’t help yourself! And now he’s planning to do some horrible things to you and the person you’re chained to. Is that a saw?
12. Haunted Castle. Oh no, ghosts! You can’t remember how you got here, but you better find your way out before you run into some unpleasant guests.
13. Forest. Some mobsters dumped you guys in the middle of a spooky forest. Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to get to know each other finding your way back.
14. On a boat. You and the person you’re handcuffed to are now on a boat. Better figure out how to get back to shore in handcuffs.

6. HURT/COMFORT
1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case s, someone else can clearly see
you need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.

7. MINDFUCK MEME
1. I Own You: It doesn't have to be sexual (though it can be). It doesn't have to be very abusive (though it might be). But you know you own this person and you will break them down until they can accept the truth of it. All that they are—body, mind, and soul—is yours. They should have known that from the beginning. Now they'll know it 'til the end.
2. We're One and the Same: What this other person doesn't get is that you're two sides of the same coin. You practically own each other! No one else will complete them the way you can. You're twins. Brothers from another mother (or was that the same mother?). They won't get away until they acknowledge that to escape is to deny everything they are. Good thing you're ready to help.
3. Nobody Has Ever Loved You (Like I Do): This person doesn't understand how worthless they are—how they've been abandoned on purpose by anyone they ever cared about. The only thing they have left—the one creature that doesn't despise them utterly—is you. And maybe you're about fed up as well and they should grovel at your feet.
4. By Your Bedside (YANDERE): You love them. You love them utterly and how have they betrayed you? Ruthlessly! Talking to others—looking at others. Disgusting. You aren't going to allow it anymore. They need to understand the importance of your love. What's that? Maybe you aren't in a relationship by any… real, official standards? Heh. That can be fixed!
5. You're a Doll, Doll: Some people just don't get it. They think they have rights the same as anyone else. They don't see how they're only a puppet or a pet. Something less than you—less than anything. They belong on a leash or sitting pretty on a shelf. Poor darling! Lucky for them you've taken an interest in setting them straight (or… really gay).
6. Stop Forcing My Hand: It's not your fault you're tying them down! It isn't your fault they need your initials engraved in their skin! They made you. They stared at you with those eyes or they did those awful things (awful being rather subjective)! You wish they could apologize enough for such atrocities. You'd love to let them go. You don't want to do this even if it's possibly getting you off to an excessive extent! You're the victim, all right? Fucker should learn to shut up when they're told to.
7. Kiss Me and Smile at Me: Time for a little mindcontrol up in here! With the power of your will, you're able to control the other person completely. Tell them to jump, they jump. Tell them to beg—oh. There will be begging. And don't they deserve it? Unfortunately, the effect isn't always complete and sometimes your target knows in their heart and mind that they don't want to be doing just as they're ordered. Too fucking bad. This is a mindfuck meme, after all.
8. A Permanent Stain: All right. All right. You'll be fine as long as you leave this mark on them. Maybe a small tattoo will do or perhaps you're the type who wants to cover their entire back with your initials. A piercing? Sure! Or five. Whatever—all you know is it's time there's something physical to show your connection. Just the scent of you on them isn't enough anymore and this is surely the only way to stake your claim.
9. Escape Cockblocker: While really any other options could involve this, you've gotten down containing your target to an art form. You know all their weaknesses and what shackles fit them best. You can keep their powers at bay and break their spirit (or profess your adoration!) at your leisure. Your expertise in containment is absolute. And now it's time to test the waters.
10. BRUTALITY K.O.: Eh, it's easy to be dark and brooding. It's simple to concoct gorgeous plans, but sometimes? Violence with a little brainwashing between punches and bone-crunching is the best way to go. With this prompt, your tactics are all violent. You'll snap fingers and crack ribs all in order to help get your message across. They'll learn to love you for it. You've got more than all day.
11. Feeling Superior: This is all about your rank! Either you're sick of having been under this person's heel or you've always wondered why they don't defer to your superior position. Upping the ante regardless. They should know by now that they should lick the floor when you ask for it so politely. You're in charge. Call it a further promotion, if you will. Call it learning to excel.
12. You Don't See Me: Sensory deprivation, anyone? This is pretty standard stuff. Take away their voice, take away their eyes, take away sound, or taste, or touch. Use magic, use devices, use whatever comes to mind. After all, they didn't really need all five. That's just greedy! Four—three at most and they'll be sitting pretty under your 'unique' care.
13. Creepozoid's Choice!: Pick any of the options above or a 15th sort of mindfuck not explicitly listed. Remember, 15 is always an open option if you'd rather not roll or if you want to mix any series of numbers together.

8. FIGHT MEME
[1] Fistfight: Straight-up, unfussy, no-holds-barred facepunching. Clearly you’re emotionally invested in this argument- or maybe you just want some stress relief.
[2] Bar fight: Someone’s had one too many drinks. Curses are being slurred, bottles are being smashed- just don’t be surprised if you get thrown out.
[3] Verbal: A caustic, intellectual battle of wits? Or just immature playground insults? Either way, the fighting here isn’t physical; sticks and stones can break your bones, but we’ll see if words can hurt you…
[4] Weaponry: Fencing practice or a real swordfight? Paintball or battlefield gunfight? The only limits are your imagination (and the extents of human military engineering, of course)!
[5] Sparring: Maybe you’re a streetwise punk teaching the new kid on the block the ropes of self-defence, or perhaps you just want to get some practice in before your karate exam.
[6] Sexy: That collar-grabbing led to a kiss, that knee stayed in place a little too long, those gazes got a little intense… There’s heavy breathing here, but it might not be because you've been exerting yourself.
[7] Duel: You insulted the wrong person, or got caught cheating at cards? A duel, sir, a duel! The gloves are off (and slapping you) and it’s pistols at dawn.
[8] Competitive: Boxing, wrestling, martial arts, the possibilities are endless. Just remember: the first rule of Fight Club…
[9] Other: Combine any of the above, or make up your own (I’m sure I’ve forgotten something)!

9. BODY HORROR MEME
1. Water-dwelling. You're growing gills, or your skin is turning translucent, or you're sprouting fins, or maybe you're outright turning into some form of sea life. It doesn't matter what you're turning into – what does matter is that you're slowly losing the ability to breathe air, and there's no water in sight...
2. Animal. Something bit you, and you're turning into an animal. Your bones lengthen or perhaps shrink, break, twist, and reform, your teeth lengthen or shorten, and above all, you feel your instincts being overridden. Your senses sharpen; you notice smells you never did before, your vision becomes more sensitive to movement. If you're a predator? Man, these people look mighty tasty. Prey? OHGOD, EVERYTHING IS TERRIFYING. Lizard? Enjoy your new inability to regulate body temperature. Bird? Have fun with the whole beak and hollowing bones. And don't even get us started on insects and arachnids...
3. Parasitic Something's inside you, and it's changing you from within, chewing up your insides and altering your thoughts. You're not sure how much longer you're going to be you, and when the parasite's going to take over completely...
4. Demonic You've been meddling with dark powers beyond the ken of mortal man, and it seems you've accidentally sold your soul. Will you be the traditional kind of demon, horns and hooves, or something far more terrifying and ineffable?
5. Undead: No doubt about it, you're dying, but as you are, something's been altered in you. Maybe you're becoming a vampire – and not the fun kind, either, we're talking ugly, ravenous, and mad. Maybe you're a zombie, or a ghoul, and human flesh looks mighty tasty. Or maybe you're just turning into a ghost bent on vengeance. In any case, death is never fun.
6. Cybernetic Get captured by the Borg? Strapped to an operating table? Injected with nanites? Whatever happened to you, you're slowly turning into something half man, half machine, your squishy bits being replaced by mechanical components.
7. Lovecraftian You've heard their song, the terrors from beyond the stars, and even now they sing in your blood as your flesh transmutes into something ineffable and unknowable. You revel in the pain you feel even as you seek to spread it, to herald the end of all things... or maybe worse, you're aware of the transition as your mind becomes not your own.
8. Fusion/Hivemind You begin to fuse with the first person who tagged you – physically, mentally, or both. Soon, you can't tell who is who, which one of you is the real you, as your thoughts become one. Join in the fleshsong, mortal...
9. Inanimate Your body slowly petrifies and hardens, turning to stone, wood, glass, or something stranger still; or perhaps you liquefy, turning to some kind of liquid, or maybe you dissolve into the air itself.
10. Wildcard / pick your own Pick whatever you like, combine a few options, or make up your own.

10. HIGH SCHOOL AU MEME
1. class time. Pick your class, pick your seat. Whether you're paying attention or goofing off, you're interacting constantly with someone else.
2. break time. Those precious minutes that aren't lunch, usually half an hour if you're lucky. Are you hanging out on the grass, rushing to get homework finished, or bunking off school early?
3. lunch time. Food, glorious food! ... As long as you're not eating the school lunches. What sort of chaos will you get up to in the endless queue that is the lunch line?
4. food fight. The natural reaction to being served school lunches: throwing them as far away from you as possible. You're caught in the middle, or maybe you're instigating it. Who knows? No one can tell.
5. study period. Yeah. "Studying." They mean catching up on gossip, right? Or watching that crappy TV in the common room? Or maybe you really want to study. I'm not judging.
6. skipping school. Did you even get to school before you bunked off somewhere? Or did you just take the bus five stops further and in to town? Hope you don't get caught, either way.
7. exam week. You're going into an exam, or just cramming every last bit of knowledge into your head. Either way, good luck! You're going to need it.
8. detention. What did you do? Or were you innocent and wrapped up in your friend's scheme, and now you both have detention? I do not envy you at any rate.
9. summer holiday. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER! Burn your books, burn your uniforms. Everything is over for another 6 weeks (or however long you get off).
10. faculty. Oh, hello miss/sir. No, we weren't talking about bunking. Yep, you're the teacher. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you get this option, you or your partner can do a second roll for the scenario.
11. TAKE YOUR PICK. Free for you. Whether you want to pick something from the list, or make up your own scenario, this option allows that. (Of course, you could just bypass the rolling entirely.)

11. HALLOWEEN MEME
1. Slashers- You're being hunted by a psychopathic murderer - either a classic horror villain like Freddy or Jason, or one you've made up! Or, maybe one of you is the murderer, a la the Scream movies. Just remember to never say that you'll be right back.
2. Zombies - There's been an outbreak, and the world has fallen to the undead horde! You are now the sole survivors - maybe both of you will make it out alive, or maybe one of you is bitten and only has so long left before becoming a zombie yourself. They're coming to get you, Barbara.
3. Ghostly Presence - The place you are in is notorious for being haunted by ghoulish ghosts and pesky poltergeist (along with some awful alliteration), and it's up to you to either escape alive or help bring the spirits peace. Maybe you're trying to escape from the Amity house, maybe one of you made the mistake of summoning something, or maybe one of you is trying to get in contact with the living. Or, maybe, you're both ghosts. Everyone knows Beetlejuice is a classic Halloween flick, after all.
4. Possession - We need a young priest and an old priest! One of you has been possessed by a malevolent spirit; maybe you're both aware of it, or maybe it's something that will be revealed at a pivotal moment by Anthony Hopkins backhanding a little girl. Maybe one of you is being possessed by the other character! Somehow, you need to deal with this problem - be it ghosts, evil hypnotists or the Devil himself.
5. Monster Mash - It's a graveyard smash where one (or both!) of you has found yourself to be in the sway of some movie monster. Perhaps you're a vampire, or a werewolf on the full moon, or you've been pieced together by a mad scientist. Any way you cut it, this is going to probably put a damper on any date plans you might've had. Get creative - there are more than a dozen kinds of monsters out there, and cult classics are always made with liberal use of obscure mythos.
6. Evil Twins - We're seeing double! This one can go a million ways: maybe one of you believes that the other is your evil twin; maybe two of the same character are interacting, only one is evil; or perhaps you, yourself, are the evil twin, out to ruin the reputation and life of your goodie-two-shoes duplicate! Pro-tip: beards always mean evil.
7. You Are What You Wear - A Buffy classic; it's Halloween, and by some stroke of magic, you have become the costume you're dressed up in! Both of you, or just one of you, now believes that the costume you were in is what you really are.
8. Trick or Treat! - It's time to go out and get that candy you've been waiting for all year! Dress up and take to the streets and see who makes the biggest haul. Don't forget to bring eggs, in case someone decides to stiff you on the king sized Hershey's - and whatever you do, don't smash the pumpkins. That brings bad luck, or have you never seen Trick 'r' Treat?
9. Pumpkin Carving - Get out the knives and find the biggest pumpkin you can, because it's time to make some scary faces on some gourds! Show off in front of each other and try to make the best pumpkin, and then laugh when it turns out the other doesn't know a thing about how to carve a real Jack o'Lantern.
10. Choose Your Own - Pick any of the above scenarios, or come up with your own! Maybe you're strolling through a cemetery, or maybe there's an obscure horror movie scenario that I've missed that you think would be best - whatever you can think of, it's time for you to do it!

12. MIDFUCK MEME
1. Between These Sheets - It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.
2. Sex On the Beach - Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.
3. On Wheels - Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.
4. There's More Than Hot Water Here - You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.
5. My Body Is Your Bread - Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?
6. Getting Creative With Furniture - Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.
7. Try This On For Size - You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.
8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part - It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.
9. A Quickie Behind the Tree - A private place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.
10.We Have Ways of Making You Scream. - Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy.

13. PARANOIA MEME
1. Erotomania - that person loves you. they belong to you. they might deny it and be with someone else but they're ridiculous. you know better here.
2. Distrust - simple as it sounds, you're being lied to. you can't prove it but you're not falling for their tricks anymore.
3. Hallucinations - a vague classic. those sounds, those sights, your senses are screwed up and the world is upside down. there's plenty of senses to screw.
4. Tainted - you're completely wrong. is it in your family's blood? is it parasites? a disease? aliens? a sin? but it's consuming you, whatever it is.
5. Conspiracy - why are they after you? who knows. maybe you know. but everyone is in on it and you're the only one left fighting against it.
6. Control - your actions aren't your own, even if others insist they are. somehow, either drugs or magic or something, someone is making you their puppet.
7. Fixation - either it's in you or someone else or a thing but this imperfection is clawing at your mind. just fix it. fix it and you can rest.
8. Folie à deux - the more either you or the other person talks, the more you feed into this unease and the more real it sounds. what can you two alone do?
9. Replacements - is it just this person or is everyone being replaced with a fake? you're not a fake, though. you won't let them replace you.
10. Real - is any of this real? maybe you're dreaming or drugged. maybe you're dead. but you need to prove that this is really happening, whatever it takes.

14. Random Location
Choose your random location.
1) Lost: Oh shit, how did you even get here.
2) On the run: Getting away from someone or something that's after you.
3) Treasure hunting: Something you desire is here. Maybe it's being guarded or you're competing for it.
4) Travelling: You turned up here on purpose. Why is up to you.
5) Escape: Things have gone wrong and you need to get out of this place.
6) Disaster: Something awful has happened whether you're the cause, a witness or there to help.
7) Invasion: It's a siege! Are you defending or attacking?
8) Home: It's actually where you live.
9) Duel: The predetermined location to end a feud.
10) Whatever: Just make something up, whatever.

15. Stop! Someone is naked in your...
➳ 1. BED: waking up after a wild night or just getting ready for bed?
➳ 2. OFFICE: getting a leg up at work? caught in a moment of indiscretion?
➳ 3. YARD: someone's been communing with nature...
➳ 4. CAR: the warmth of a heater during snowfall... or the aircon during a melting summer.
➳ 5. BEACH: oh look, there's a floating swimsuit... and there's its owner.
➳ 6. RIVER: god, can't even fish without hooking the wrong species.
➳ 7. BATTLEFIELD: oops, someone looted the wrong corpse... who isn't actually a corpse.
➳ 8. SCHOOL: all right, who's been raiding the locker room?
➳ 9. BATHROOM: ...oh, hey, who needs a shower, right?
➳ 10. PARK: sun and grass and lots of people to... watch... oh my.
➳ 11. ...CLOTHES??: okay, technically they are clothed, but it's not their clothes dammit.
➳ 12. OTHER: because there are way, way too many more places than I can think of.

16. Arranged Marriage
POSSIBLE REASONS FOR MARRIAGE:
① Station → You come from a royal, noble, or otherwise distinguished family who has chosen a suitable spouse for you.
② Feud → You are being married to put an end to the bitter enmity between your two families.
③ Economics → Your economic state and/or your station will improve through the union, though one of you may be marrying down.
④ Empire → You and your spouse are merging your businesses and/or property to create something more influential or profitable.
⑤ Tribute → You have been offered as a gift or appeasement, alternately you're the spoils of war.
⑥ Bloodline → Carrying on your distinguished family name has fallen to you and the equally well-bred spouse of your family's selection.
⑦ Disapproval → Your marriage has been arranged to keep you away from the person with whom you truly wish to be.
POSSIBLE SCENARIOS:
① First meeting → This is the very first time you're meeting your future spouse.
② Courtship → To get to know each other and encourage affection, your family has approved of you going on dates.
③ Engagement party → Be it a huge, formal affair or a small, intimate get together, you're celebrating (or pretending).
④ Wedding day → The big day!
⑤ Reception → The big party!
⑥ Wedding night → Every meme needs a smut prompt, right?
⑦ Honeymoon → Where will you go with your new spouse and what will you do there?

17. OTHER MEMES
1. Bounty Hunters. You're wanted. And someone is chasing you. Maybe it isn't your fault? But maybe you did rob that bank...
Either way, there's someone after that price on your head. Confront them, or run? Specify hunter or hunted.
2. Truth. You can't tell a lie. Maybe both of you can't, or only one of you, but now is the time to ask those embarrassing questions.
3. Obedience. The person posting is compelled to obey, no matter what. (Un)Fortunately the person commenting is compelled to give orders. All orders given must be obeyed.
4. Lotus Eaters. The person posting is trapped in their own dream of personal paradise. The person commenting is trapped with them. Help free them, or fall into paradise?
5. Amazon Review. Here's your html. Go wild.
6. Plants of Death. Plants are trying to kill you.


Credit for this huge list goes to my buddy therunebox I just stole it! >.>

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Bed Invaders - 3 (bring on whoever!)

[callsfromwithin]

[Sigeberht normally ignored the urge to sleep - he didn't need it as much as humans did, but after a night of drinking (and realizing that, yes, he was indeed getting wasted for once!... that sudden change wasn't good, was it?) awoke feeling groggy, on the floor of his current apartment.

[...He didn't remember why that was true, so he dragged himself up, shirking his clothing on the way, in order to curl up properly in his bed.

[...He happened to spoon right up against his companion's back, entangle their legs a little, and happily shared his own immense body heat as he began to nod off again without missing a beat. As if to do so was perfectly normal.]

Here have a Troll Jesus xD

[daredtodream]

[ Well hello there Sigeberht you are now snuggled up with an extremely warm, probably about the same temperature as you, fully grown troll. Signless really has no qualms about cuddling up with people.

To be fair though...he doesn't really remember much from the night before. Too much booze. As it was he was too tired to do much other than snuggle back and relax against the intruder. ]

Dicking around Demon world

[shotgun_phoenix]

Yusuke didn't come to Demon world often. He kept himself busy with Keiko and a job and weekly chats with Kurama and Kuwabara. Still there were times when he just had too much energy to work out and came to visit his friends in the demon world. It was always a relief not to have to mind his strength every minute of the day.

Today his target was Hiei, he hadn't seen the short grumpy demon in a good while and he knew his friend was on official break from his guard dog duties. He strolled into Mukuro's fortress flaring his youkai lazily in greeting to the powerful demons that lived here, didn't want to startle them, though that could be fun.

" Hiei~" he called cheerfully " Come out and Play Hiei~"

[kuchibue_ga_kikoeru]

Normally Hiei would have just staid inside on a day that he wasn't actively patrolling. However, the moment he sensed a familiar youkai Hiei was out of his lounged position and gone in a flash. He hadn't seen Yusuke in a while.

Before Yusuke even called out to him Hiei was standing on the fortress wall, hands in his pockets with the familiar stoic expression before he smirked, Yusuke really was the only one who could get away with asking Hiei to "come out and play". Most others who talked so formally to him found themselves on the business end of his blade.

"Well well, look what the cat dragged in."

Fifteen - Nine - Gimme a random muse!

[clouded_moon]

The party had been fine, the apartment was wrecked, and Izumo was going to have to figure out how to get seven different stains out of carpet, and how to get egg off the ceiling....he hoped that was egg, at least.

He wandered into the bathroom, kicking out of his jeans as he did so - oh fuck, did he have gum in his hair again? He leaned in close to the mirror, pulling at his chin-length black hair as he did so.

No, that was...not gum....

....Izumo turned around and looked at the person standing with their hand on the shower knob. "Oh, morning."

Izumo didn't particularly care that he was naked as the way he was born...plus a few piercings. No doubt they'd already seen at least some of that last night: Izumo's parties were known to be wild and often two tequila shots and a thong away from an orgy.

Here have a Bon--

[chantingdragoon]

Bon wasn't usually one for these wild parties, but after being dragged around by his best friend he sort of dealt with it. Why had he staid the night? Because if he didn't he'd be walking home drunk. So instead he just staid there...passed out on the floor.

Or was it a couch? Damn he didn't even know anymore.

Now here he was finishing a quick shower to look up only to find someone else standing in the bathroom...just as naked as he was.

"Uh...shit! G-good morning? I'll be done in a minute."

screw the rules, have an injured seraph babby who desperately needs an icon upgrade

[manlyashell]

[ It had been a few days since he was struck down while on duty in the Silverwastes. His squadron had been amazing; they dealt with the immediate threat (i.e., the copious amounts of mordrem attacking them) and managed to get all of the injured, him included, to safety. He had received medical attention, but he was going to be out of commission for a while.

Rurik opted to stay where he was for the time being. Once he was cleared to return to the front lines, he wanted to be there. He did, however, send a pidgeon to those most important to him to update them on what was going on and to let them know he was fine. His handwriting was probably even more scratchy and messy than usual due to having to write with injuries, but he thought they'd be able to read it. Maybe.

The worst part about all of this was that he was bored. There wasn't much he could do while he was waiting for his body to recover. The priests could only do so much. He just happened to have been hit hard enough to land himself on bedrest for a while.

So, Rurik spent these days often staring up at the top of a tarp that hung over him and the other injured soldiers, Pact and Otherwise.

So interesting. ]

[muffledwords]

[ It wasn't often Ferin was actually seen in Camp Resolve, her time was better spent out picking off what ever Mordrem she could on the front lines. However she had heard heard from a little bird that a certain Seraph was injured. Hence she found herself entering the camp, Jaxir at her hip sniffing the air as they walked.

It wasn't long before she was standing in the makeshift doorway of the tent, hip cocked with both hands resting on her hips. ]

Well well, looks like someone got put through the ringer.

[ Sorry Ru, she might be a little hard to understand. She didn't remove her mask...heh. ]

6 | 8 | bring on the Bon :D

[keepsthefire]

[How long had he been there? How many days had come and gone? There was no light, very little sound. Sometimes footsteps, other times the skittering of what could only be rats going to and fro far more freely than he was.

He wasn't even sure when he lost track. The only memory that stood out at all anymore in the haze of days blurring together one by one was how he had been dragged here kicking and screaming, swearing his innocence while his friends and brother looked on in horror, fright, and most of all uncertainty. The other exorcists didn't even say why he was being dragged away.

There was no reason to imprison him and yet here he was, bound in chains that burned his skin, left with bruises from his attempts to fight back and kept in mind numbing isolation. What was going to happen to him? Were they even going to come back for him? Or was this it?

Would he ever see his friends again? His brother?

Too many questions. Too many questions for a mind that was even more exhausted than usual, and a body that wanted to give in but couldn't.]

oh no Rin~

[chantingdragoon]

[ When Rin had been dragged away Ryuji just had flash backs of all the shit they had been through in the past. He was so unsure of everything, but the one thing he was sure about was Rin. There was no way that guy was bad. There was no way he would hurt anyone, except maybe himself.

It was because of those thoughts that he was the first to volunteer to help Yukio do something about it. It had taken them too long as it was but they finally were able to gain some head way with the idiots in the Vatican. That was what had them being led to where Rin was held, Ryuji as close to the front as he could be without walking in front of Yukio or their guide.

When they finally got to the cell however, any calm demeanor he may have had changed, even just slightly. His hands clenched and shook with the force it took to hold back from punching something or some one. ]

Nightmares - Possibly 5? For Shadow Yosuke!

[notsogrimreaper]

[It was... rare that Ryoji ever slept, but this had to be a dream. Had to. Wandering through Tartarus, the city outside deathly silent... maybe that seemed normal, but he's been walking for hours now, and the Dark Hour hasn't ended. It just seems... off, just enough that Ryoji is putting all his hope into this being some strange illusion. He tugs on his scarf a little tighter and rounds a corner... only to collide with someone.

He lets out a yelp as he falls backwards, rubbing his head. He looks up... that is a person, isn't it? He addresses them in a panicked whisper.]

Hey! What are you doing here? It isn't safe...

Shadow!Yosuke it is! Not sure how much of a tormentor he'll be though--

[thetrueself]

[ This wasn't right, none of this was right. The last time he had been out like this was when Yosuke had doubted himself. But the idiot was pretty well off again...so why now?

And where the hell was he?

He couldn't even remember waking up, it was all darkness and then bam there he was. So that's when he started wandering around. The place felt familiar but not all at the same time. Like he was meant to be there.

When he collided with a person he was startled. This wasn't right. He shouldn't be able to...what the hell was going on? ]

What am I doing here? What the hell are you doing here? And by the way, watch where you're going, sheesh you'd think your head was full of air.

Arranged marriage, wedding day?

[youngerandwiser]

((sorry for being that dick who can't come up with a starter :c))

no worries~!

[illuminatislight]

[ Lucifer was admittedly surprised when the arrangements had in fact gone through with little trouble. Of course there were a couple snags when it came to the 'bride' but he supposed that was to be expected. Still it wasn't like anyone could really continue to tell him no, not with his status in Gehenna.

So there he sat, in a wheel chair with many of his subordinates fussing over him in one way or another. He would be hooked up to the machines for as long as possible before going out to actually stand besides his would be betrothed. He was sure this wouldn't go as smoothly as he would hope, but really what else could he do?

He could only imagine what the other must have been going through.

Still this could be beneficial to both of them after all, wasn't it? There had be some reason why they were being married after all. Specifically why he, the strongest of the eight demon kings had to marry a half demon from Assiah. ]

6 | 1 | I am horrible and love to put my characters through shit

[deathscyther]

Now would be a shitty time to start prayin' to God... [The comment came out in a hoarse near-whisper, voice sounding as if the person using it had spent an hour chain smoking and gargling glass. While Duo was fond of a smoke every now and again, he was hardly one to give in to such temptations to the point that it would wreck his health to that degree. The broken ribs must have had something to do with that then. Then again at this rate everything from his head down had something wrong with it. Oozing blood from too-deep gashes, something broken, chipped somewhere, bruises that made his lightly freckled skin look black in some places... How far was he from home? How far had he dragged himself, dripping crimson and leg dragging lifelessly? Hell, how had he even survived? The modified energy scythe Dirk had made him played a part in that, but once it had been knocked free of his hands and stepped on until it shattered he couldn't even recall what miracle had occurred to get him out of that situation. An adrenaline rush, a moment or two of nearly blacking out, and suddenly he was on the other side fleeing for his life. The hazy, tilting, blurry streets wavered in his vision as he continued to hobble along, uncertain of which door was his anymore. At some point that rush had eked out of him, injuries playing catch up with his battered body and reminding him that oh, right. He was only human after all. It made him question why he had fought so hard to begin with. Why he struggled to remain among the living so strongly when before he would have accepted his fate and bowed out as the God of Death once and for all. Maybe it was because he actually had some one in his life that he actually didn't mind going home to at the end of the day... Some one that was likely going to be pretty damn upset that he didn't make it after all. Falling to his knees only added to the deep, throbbing ache across his whole body. He wobbled where he had halted, tilting his head up to stare at the constantly orange sky that was little more than a watercolor splash of hues to his eyes now. Damn it. Dirk was going to hate him forever for this, wasn't he?]

[shittyanimeshades]

[ Working in his own lab Dirk was busy setting about working on a new katana for himsself when blarring red letters flashed across his glasses. ] TT: Emergency! I would get outside now if I were you, Dirk. [ Frowning at the message he rolled his eyes. There couldn't be anything out there, Tilight town was an actually safe place. But then again. Duo had left and hadn't been back for a while now. He hadn't contacted Dirk either. Standing from his workbench the blond decided to go see what the fuss was about. When he got outside of course he was greeted by a sight he never wanted to see. Duo was torn to shreds, he looked like the Drones had come after him. ithout a second thought Dirk was running to Duo, skidding and nearly falling beside the other as his glasses fell down his nose. ] Holy shit, dude! What the hell happened?! Fuck we need to get you to a hospital...or a clinic...something. Fuck! [ Dirk started panicking. He wasn't good at this! He wasn't a healer! He wasn't a Life player he was a Heart player! This wasn't his fortey! What was he supposed to do!? ] TT: Breath. You need to get him inside. Okay...we got this. We'll figure this out. Shit. It's gonna be okay dude. You're gonna be okay. [ He hoped. ]

4 | 6 ... at least eventually x:

[2spooky4nevermind]

[ bloody stared down at the turntables he'd set up in the corner of the room. it'd been months since mettaton had left to become a start and blooky never stopped missing him. he sighed, setting his hand on them and wondering if, maybe, he missed him too. ]

[ p- probably not. ]

[ would he even remember him? blooky sank backward and lay on the floor as he stared at the ceiling. he'd just finished a mixtape for mettaton, but he hadn't found the courage to deliver it to him. ] It's probably not worth it, ... [ he mused, sitting up and staring through the window at the empty house next door. ]

...

[ for a long while he sat there, staring, his eyes growing cloudy as he tried to keep from getting too upset. eventually though, he got up and grabbed the mixtape. ] I'll just drop it off. He won't even know it's from me.

[ and so he left for the hotlands to "visit" mettaton. ]

[automatonidol]

[ Of courses Mettaton missed his cousin! He had just become so busy after becoming an idol that he didn't have much of a chance to actually go out and visit the little guy.

Today was, for once, one of his slower days. He simply decided to relax a bit at the hotel. He was bored, and tired. He'd probably need to recharge soon but right now he just wanted to stare off. For all that he did love his fans, there were a few people he really wanted to see more right then.

He had these moments, when things were slow, when he could look back and realize how much he did miss everyone back on the snail farm. Still. He had really wanted to become a star.

He wanted to show Blooky and Shyren that it was possible for them too. ]

1/10 (and a combo of others) for Beka

[kingfuckboy]

[ His key wasn't working. He tried and tried again. But every time he tried, the red dot and a beep that told him it wasn't working reminded him. He checked the numbers on the door again. 526 was his room. His eyes, blurry from drinking four or five glasses of champagne too many thought that was what the door said (though, he'd realize the next day, it was 562 - not like he was far off. The room didn't belong to him.

It didn't stop him from knocking. It was late, but he didn't think his parents, whom he opted to share a room with - and who had left the banquet earlier in the night - would mind being woken up if they knew he was having issues getting into the room.

He had enjoyed the party, and had stayed down at beyond most people leaving. It was late - really late. People had left, and he still sat there, engaged in some sort of battle involving a pole, champagne, and finding a bad influence and a friend in Chris.

He didn't wait long, and he slammed his knuckles to the door three more times. ]

[otabek_altin]

[ From within the room there was a grumble as Otabek rolled over in his bed and out of the warmth of his covers. He hadn't been at the banquet, having been at the event as a spectator to take in the skill of all the other skaters. He wanted to get better and to do that he had to know what his opponents could do.

Making his way over to the door, Otabek leaned on one of the sides of the door and arched a brow. Opening the door he was surprised to see none other than the bronze medalist standing at his door...and by the smell and look he was completely hammered. Something that Otabek was not that surprised by.

Didn't mean it excused the guy from coming to his room at some god awful time of night. He had a flight the next day damn it. ]

Can I help you?

For Makoto

[whalesharkbff]

[ Sousuke is late. Not because he hadn't left in plenty of time, but because he had somehow turned left when he meant to turn right and then... ended up in the wrong neighborhood. This resulted in him trying to frantically find his way back. He starts to wander around aimlessly for several moments, and then finds someone he can ask.

Damn. He was finally going to go do something with just Makoto. And he was late. He lifted up his phone to text a series of apologies to Makoto.

He asked for directions and started back where he had come from. He thinks he's headed on the right path now.

He decides that he won't let himself go far without asking anyone for help.

It figures. It figures that he'd run late by getting lost. There was no way anyone would want to put up with this for a second time. ]

poor sweet Sou~

[iwatobigreen]

[ Makoto was sitting at the place that Sousuke had talked about. He had texted him the address so Makoto would know where to go, which was nice of him. However, it seemed like he had been held up...by who knows what? There was a brief time that Makoto had begun to worry, what if Sousuke had changed his mind? Or what if something had happened? That is, until he got the texts from the other swimmer, sighing in relief when he found out the other had simply gotten lost. He had to laugh and smile behind a hand at the idea of a big imposing looking person like Sousuke getting completely lost and having to ask for help. Texting Rin he found out that...apparently it was pretty common actually. Something that was...oddly endearing. Returning a quick text to Sousuke to let him know it was fine and that he could wait, Makoto did just that. Now not as worried about the other. ]

Cuddles - Hurt & Comfort ???? (anyone tbh)

[shoujoreject]

[Starters are for squares and times that aren't 6am. Sad tiny crossdresser life.]

Re: Cuddles - Hurt & Comfort ???? (anyone tbh)

[staffmancer]

[ Zach had been out for the day, mostly working with a few of the other Technomancer's. He had meant to go out and initiate a few of the newest Technomancer's but instead had one of the senior members do it. They had just as much skill as he did and he had been innitated by his own master, not the Grand Master of the Technomancers...besides, he had someone to head back home to take care of.

It took him a bit as he made his way from the Chapel to the Market to pick up a couple things and then on his way home.

When he did finally make it in he ducked in to where Qing should have been. ]

Hey, I'm home early today.

Body Horror - 4 (whhhhhhhoever tbh)

[syntech]

[Still too early for starters zzzz]

[scarsandfur]

[ Max had to run. His team had been destroyed, turned into the very beasts that they hunted. Even he wasn't safe. Loup garou or not, demon possession from such a high ranking warlock was not something to be trifled with.

As it was he knew he was doomed. He could feel it, the seeds of darkness already taking root in his chest. He could feel the pain with each heartbeat, his own elevated pulse making the darkness spread before all he could hear was an odd animalistic growling. He had to get away, but all he could see around him was city. The further he traveled the louder the growling grew and it wasn't long before he realized, he was the one growling. Sharp teeth peaked from under split bleeding lips as he stalked forward, senses alight with the smells of the city around him.

He needed to get out. He needed....he needed to feed. Flesh-NO! He couldn't! Humans were not to be used as food. If he did, if he ingested human meet the Vatican would deem him 'rabid' and he'd be killed. Or he;d be sent to one of the rehabilitation facilities...which was even worse.

Still, he could feel his stomach growl almost as loud as he was, saliva pooling in his mouth at the smell of meat close by. Animal instincts mixed with the will of a demon moved Max forward, forcing him to take each grueling step closer to who ever the unsuspecting person was. ]