MEGA MEME! Come play~!!!

[ichi89]

- Choose from my list of muses here.
- Use RNG and enter 1-17 for a scene; roll again for specifics
- Do this as many times as you like until you're bored with it all. UNLIMITED THREADS
- OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios for one strange thread of whacked out weirdness. Handcuffed to an escort while you have amnesia? WHY NOT?
- not optional: HAVE FUN.



1. BED INVADERS

A. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threadder.)
1. WAKE THEM UP. You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
2. PRANK! Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
3. CAN'T BEAT EM, JOIN EM. Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
4. LET THEM SLEEP Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.

B. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
5. SCREAM 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' Really. Default action going on here.
6. PRANK! What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
7. GENTLY AWAKEN THEM. Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
8. GET TO KNOW THEM NON-BIBLICALLY. Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
9. TIE 'EM UP. FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.

C. Decide - fuck the police. You heard. Fuck 'em.
10. YOU MOVE FORWARD AND MAKE YOUR OWN FATE


2. NIGHTMARES
You're trapped in your worst nightmare and worse yet, you've dragged someone right along in with you. You feel like you can't escape and any fear you've ever had is coming true or you're being forced to watch helplessly as someone you care about is in mortal danger or pain but you can't go to them. Whatever you fear the most can and will come true.
1. motions. you're trapped in your worst nightmare, forced to through the horror to completion with whoever you've drawn into your dream.
2. chased. you're both being chased by something horrible, but it feels more like you're running in place.
3. tortured. held down and tortured in every way imaginable. Can whoever else is in your dream save you?
4. helpless. you're helpless, only able to watch as the person dragged into your dream is hurt, tortured, or otherwise in danger, but you can't help.
5. tormentor. the person in your dream is not there to help, but to hurt. They are not a friend... at least not right now. Maybe they're fighting against whatever is urging them to hurt you or are taking great delight in it.
6. uncontrolled. you're hurting someone you care about and taking delight in it... or at least outwardly. Inside, you might be fighting it with everything you've got.
7. other. mix and match or make your own up.

3. ROADTRIP
1. BREAK DOWN: Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?
2. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Threads may also have a third participant. Go wild.
3. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... Or I think that was a deer.
4. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND: Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. This thread may also have a third or even fourth participant, if you can wing it.
5. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.
6. THE GREAT ESCAPE: Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.
7. MAKE OUT: For whatever reason, the person you're traveling with in the car. You would love to make out with them and then some.

4. CUDDLES
1. Sweet dreams It's been a long day and all you want to do is sleep or just rest your eyes for a bit. Hopefully whoever is close by doesn't mind if you use them as a blanket.
2. Stormy weather The heavy rain, thunder and lightning won't be letting up anytime soon. Luckily, it's the perfect weather to stay indoors and snuggle up close and keep warm.
3. Lazy dancer It's the end of a party, or maybe it's only the two of you, but the tempo is slow and the lights are low. Let your dance partner take the weight and just sway.
4. Surprise attack Time to invade someone's personal space. Are they working too much and need a distraction? Maybe you just wanted to brighten their day. Either way, they won't see it coming.
5. Movie night It can be on the sofa or in a darkened theater, but you've got your popcorn and someone to settle against during your favorite movie.
6. I love you, man It's totally platonic, really. You're just very good friends, no matter what people like to think. But you just love your friend so much you want to hug them, whether they like it or not.
7. Jeepers creepers Welp. You were just frightened. Was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream? Either way, you're looking for someone to cling to right now, and who better than that person right there?
8. Hurt and comfort Whether you're sick in bed, just been dumped or suffered a traumatic event, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
9 Sunday morning Maybe you just had a wild night. Maybe there’s just not enough space at your place and you need to share your bed. Or maybe you just got really tired and someone else happened to be there. Doesn't matter because now the person with you looks way more comfortable than any blanket or pillow. Drape to your heart’s content.
10. Moment after You just had incredible, vigorous sex (playing out is totally optional) and if you weren't a cuddler before, you are now. You're probably too exhausted to do anything else anyway. Just enjoy the moment.
11. Ménage à trois Or four, or five. Get a group and cuddle away.
12. Player's choice Pick one or make up your own!

5. HANDCUFFS
You two are now handcuffed/tied together by whatever means, forced to play out whatever scenario you rolled for. How you break free will be up to you.
1. Party Prank. So you were at a party and your friends (or maybe just some really mean party guests) decided it’d be funny to handcuff you to someone else. And they won’t give the key back either. Jerks.
2. Jailbreak. Oh no, you and whoever you got handcuffed to was arrested! Well, maybe if you work together you can make a jailbreak.
3. Magic Trick Gone Wrong. Just a little magic trick they said, the cuffs could come off easily they said…
4. Kidnapping. You two ticked off the wrong people, and now you’re stuck in a warehouse/evil lair/hideout.
5. Robots. Robots have taken over! And now you two have to figure out how to escape ’em. While handcuffed.
6. Post-Apocalyptic. Barren wastelands, biker gangs, thunderdomes. The future isn't looking too pleasant.
7. Dinosaurs. The both of you wake up handcuffed in the middle of a jungle. And there's dinosaurs. Oh fuc-
8. Carnival. Those cuffs you got at the carnival looked easy enough to take off, but now you two are stuck. Do you find help or try to hide your shame?
9. Aliens. Congrats, you two were abducted by aliens. Better find a way to get back to Earth before they start probing.
10. Kinky situation. So you and your partner wanted to try something new and accidentally lost the key to your cuffs. It happens, right? …Right?
11. Trapped in a Mad Scientist Lab. You knew you shouldn’t have gone into that big, scary-looking building and talked to the obviously crazy scientist guy, but you couldn’t help yourself! And now he’s planning to do some horrible things to you and the person you’re chained to. Is that a saw?
12. Haunted Castle. Oh no, ghosts! You can’t remember how you got here, but you better find your way out before you run into some unpleasant guests.
13. Forest. Some mobsters dumped you guys in the middle of a spooky forest. Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to get to know each other finding your way back.
14. On a boat. You and the person you’re handcuffed to are now on a boat. Better figure out how to get back to shore in handcuffs.

6. HURT/COMFORT
1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case s, someone else can clearly see
you need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.

7. MINDFUCK MEME
1. I Own You: It doesn't have to be sexual (though it can be). It doesn't have to be very abusive (though it might be). But you know you own this person and you will break them down until they can accept the truth of it. All that they are—body, mind, and soul—is yours. They should have known that from the beginning. Now they'll know it 'til the end.
2. We're One and the Same: What this other person doesn't get is that you're two sides of the same coin. You practically own each other! No one else will complete them the way you can. You're twins. Brothers from another mother (or was that the same mother?). They won't get away until they acknowledge that to escape is to deny everything they are. Good thing you're ready to help.
3. Nobody Has Ever Loved You (Like I Do): This person doesn't understand how worthless they are—how they've been abandoned on purpose by anyone they ever cared about. The only thing they have left—the one creature that doesn't despise them utterly—is you. And maybe you're about fed up as well and they should grovel at your feet.
4. By Your Bedside (YANDERE): You love them. You love them utterly and how have they betrayed you? Ruthlessly! Talking to others—looking at others. Disgusting. You aren't going to allow it anymore. They need to understand the importance of your love. What's that? Maybe you aren't in a relationship by any… real, official standards? Heh. That can be fixed!
5. You're a Doll, Doll: Some people just don't get it. They think they have rights the same as anyone else. They don't see how they're only a puppet or a pet. Something less than you—less than anything. They belong on a leash or sitting pretty on a shelf. Poor darling! Lucky for them you've taken an interest in setting them straight (or… really gay).
6. Stop Forcing My Hand: It's not your fault you're tying them down! It isn't your fault they need your initials engraved in their skin! They made you. They stared at you with those eyes or they did those awful things (awful being rather subjective)! You wish they could apologize enough for such atrocities. You'd love to let them go. You don't want to do this even if it's possibly getting you off to an excessive extent! You're the victim, all right? Fucker should learn to shut up when they're told to.
7. Kiss Me and Smile at Me: Time for a little mindcontrol up in here! With the power of your will, you're able to control the other person completely. Tell them to jump, they jump. Tell them to beg—oh. There will be begging. And don't they deserve it? Unfortunately, the effect isn't always complete and sometimes your target knows in their heart and mind that they don't want to be doing just as they're ordered. Too fucking bad. This is a mindfuck meme, after all.
8. A Permanent Stain: All right. All right. You'll be fine as long as you leave this mark on them. Maybe a small tattoo will do or perhaps you're the type who wants to cover their entire back with your initials. A piercing? Sure! Or five. Whatever—all you know is it's time there's something physical to show your connection. Just the scent of you on them isn't enough anymore and this is surely the only way to stake your claim.
9. Escape Cockblocker: While really any other options could involve this, you've gotten down containing your target to an art form. You know all their weaknesses and what shackles fit them best. You can keep their powers at bay and break their spirit (or profess your adoration!) at your leisure. Your expertise in containment is absolute. And now it's time to test the waters.
10. BRUTALITY K.O.: Eh, it's easy to be dark and brooding. It's simple to concoct gorgeous plans, but sometimes? Violence with a little brainwashing between punches and bone-crunching is the best way to go. With this prompt, your tactics are all violent. You'll snap fingers and crack ribs all in order to help get your message across. They'll learn to love you for it. You've got more than all day.
11. Feeling Superior: This is all about your rank! Either you're sick of having been under this person's heel or you've always wondered why they don't defer to your superior position. Upping the ante regardless. They should know by now that they should lick the floor when you ask for it so politely. You're in charge. Call it a further promotion, if you will. Call it learning to excel.
12. You Don't See Me: Sensory deprivation, anyone? This is pretty standard stuff. Take away their voice, take away their eyes, take away sound, or taste, or touch. Use magic, use devices, use whatever comes to mind. After all, they didn't really need all five. That's just greedy! Four—three at most and they'll be sitting pretty under your 'unique' care.
13. Creepozoid's Choice!: Pick any of the options above or a 15th sort of mindfuck not explicitly listed. Remember, 15 is always an open option if you'd rather not roll or if you want to mix any series of numbers together.

8. FIGHT MEME
[1] Fistfight: Straight-up, unfussy, no-holds-barred facepunching. Clearly you’re emotionally invested in this argument- or maybe you just want some stress relief.
[2] Bar fight: Someone’s had one too many drinks. Curses are being slurred, bottles are being smashed- just don’t be surprised if you get thrown out.
[3] Verbal: A caustic, intellectual battle of wits? Or just immature playground insults? Either way, the fighting here isn’t physical; sticks and stones can break your bones, but we’ll see if words can hurt you…
[4] Weaponry: Fencing practice or a real swordfight? Paintball or battlefield gunfight? The only limits are your imagination (and the extents of human military engineering, of course)!
[5] Sparring: Maybe you’re a streetwise punk teaching the new kid on the block the ropes of self-defence, or perhaps you just want to get some practice in before your karate exam.
[6] Sexy: That collar-grabbing led to a kiss, that knee stayed in place a little too long, those gazes got a little intense… There’s heavy breathing here, but it might not be because you've been exerting yourself.
[7] Duel: You insulted the wrong person, or got caught cheating at cards? A duel, sir, a duel! The gloves are off (and slapping you) and it’s pistols at dawn.
[8] Competitive: Boxing, wrestling, martial arts, the possibilities are endless. Just remember: the first rule of Fight Club…
[9] Other: Combine any of the above, or make up your own (I’m sure I’ve forgotten something)!

9. BODY HORROR MEME
1. Water-dwelling. You're growing gills, or your skin is turning translucent, or you're sprouting fins, or maybe you're outright turning into some form of sea life. It doesn't matter what you're turning into – what does matter is that you're slowly losing the ability to breathe air, and there's no water in sight...
2. Animal. Something bit you, and you're turning into an animal. Your bones lengthen or perhaps shrink, break, twist, and reform, your teeth lengthen or shorten, and above all, you feel your instincts being overridden. Your senses sharpen; you notice smells you never did before, your vision becomes more sensitive to movement. If you're a predator? Man, these people look mighty tasty. Prey? OHGOD, EVERYTHING IS TERRIFYING. Lizard? Enjoy your new inability to regulate body temperature. Bird? Have fun with the whole beak and hollowing bones. And don't even get us started on insects and arachnids...
3. Parasitic Something's inside you, and it's changing you from within, chewing up your insides and altering your thoughts. You're not sure how much longer you're going to be you, and when the parasite's going to take over completely...
4. Demonic You've been meddling with dark powers beyond the ken of mortal man, and it seems you've accidentally sold your soul. Will you be the traditional kind of demon, horns and hooves, or something far more terrifying and ineffable?
5. Undead: No doubt about it, you're dying, but as you are, something's been altered in you. Maybe you're becoming a vampire – and not the fun kind, either, we're talking ugly, ravenous, and mad. Maybe you're a zombie, or a ghoul, and human flesh looks mighty tasty. Or maybe you're just turning into a ghost bent on vengeance. In any case, death is never fun.
6. Cybernetic Get captured by the Borg? Strapped to an operating table? Injected with nanites? Whatever happened to you, you're slowly turning into something half man, half machine, your squishy bits being replaced by mechanical components.
7. Lovecraftian You've heard their song, the terrors from beyond the stars, and even now they sing in your blood as your flesh transmutes into something ineffable and unknowable. You revel in the pain you feel even as you seek to spread it, to herald the end of all things... or maybe worse, you're aware of the transition as your mind becomes not your own.
8. Fusion/Hivemind You begin to fuse with the first person who tagged you – physically, mentally, or both. Soon, you can't tell who is who, which one of you is the real you, as your thoughts become one. Join in the fleshsong, mortal...
9. Inanimate Your body slowly petrifies and hardens, turning to stone, wood, glass, or something stranger still; or perhaps you liquefy, turning to some kind of liquid, or maybe you dissolve into the air itself.
10. Wildcard / pick your own Pick whatever you like, combine a few options, or make up your own.

10. HIGH SCHOOL AU MEME
1. class time. Pick your class, pick your seat. Whether you're paying attention or goofing off, you're interacting constantly with someone else.
2. break time. Those precious minutes that aren't lunch, usually half an hour if you're lucky. Are you hanging out on the grass, rushing to get homework finished, or bunking off school early?
3. lunch time. Food, glorious food! ... As long as you're not eating the school lunches. What sort of chaos will you get up to in the endless queue that is the lunch line?
4. food fight. The natural reaction to being served school lunches: throwing them as far away from you as possible. You're caught in the middle, or maybe you're instigating it. Who knows? No one can tell.
5. study period. Yeah. "Studying." They mean catching up on gossip, right? Or watching that crappy TV in the common room? Or maybe you really want to study. I'm not judging.
6. skipping school. Did you even get to school before you bunked off somewhere? Or did you just take the bus five stops further and in to town? Hope you don't get caught, either way.
7. exam week. You're going into an exam, or just cramming every last bit of knowledge into your head. Either way, good luck! You're going to need it.
8. detention. What did you do? Or were you innocent and wrapped up in your friend's scheme, and now you both have detention? I do not envy you at any rate.
9. summer holiday. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER! Burn your books, burn your uniforms. Everything is over for another 6 weeks (or however long you get off).
10. faculty. Oh, hello miss/sir. No, we weren't talking about bunking. Yep, you're the teacher. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you get this option, you or your partner can do a second roll for the scenario.
11. TAKE YOUR PICK. Free for you. Whether you want to pick something from the list, or make up your own scenario, this option allows that. (Of course, you could just bypass the rolling entirely.)

11. HALLOWEEN MEME
1. Slashers- You're being hunted by a psychopathic murderer - either a classic horror villain like Freddy or Jason, or one you've made up! Or, maybe one of you is the murderer, a la the Scream movies. Just remember to never say that you'll be right back.
2. Zombies - There's been an outbreak, and the world has fallen to the undead horde! You are now the sole survivors - maybe both of you will make it out alive, or maybe one of you is bitten and only has so long left before becoming a zombie yourself. They're coming to get you, Barbara.
3. Ghostly Presence - The place you are in is notorious for being haunted by ghoulish ghosts and pesky poltergeist (along with some awful alliteration), and it's up to you to either escape alive or help bring the spirits peace. Maybe you're trying to escape from the Amity house, maybe one of you made the mistake of summoning something, or maybe one of you is trying to get in contact with the living. Or, maybe, you're both ghosts. Everyone knows Beetlejuice is a classic Halloween flick, after all.
4. Possession - We need a young priest and an old priest! One of you has been possessed by a malevolent spirit; maybe you're both aware of it, or maybe it's something that will be revealed at a pivotal moment by Anthony Hopkins backhanding a little girl. Maybe one of you is being possessed by the other character! Somehow, you need to deal with this problem - be it ghosts, evil hypnotists or the Devil himself.
5. Monster Mash - It's a graveyard smash where one (or both!) of you has found yourself to be in the sway of some movie monster. Perhaps you're a vampire, or a werewolf on the full moon, or you've been pieced together by a mad scientist. Any way you cut it, this is going to probably put a damper on any date plans you might've had. Get creative - there are more than a dozen kinds of monsters out there, and cult classics are always made with liberal use of obscure mythos.
6. Evil Twins - We're seeing double! This one can go a million ways: maybe one of you believes that the other is your evil twin; maybe two of the same character are interacting, only one is evil; or perhaps you, yourself, are the evil twin, out to ruin the reputation and life of your goodie-two-shoes duplicate! Pro-tip: beards always mean evil.
7. You Are What You Wear - A Buffy classic; it's Halloween, and by some stroke of magic, you have become the costume you're dressed up in! Both of you, or just one of you, now believes that the costume you were in is what you really are.
8. Trick or Treat! - It's time to go out and get that candy you've been waiting for all year! Dress up and take to the streets and see who makes the biggest haul. Don't forget to bring eggs, in case someone decides to stiff you on the king sized Hershey's - and whatever you do, don't smash the pumpkins. That brings bad luck, or have you never seen Trick 'r' Treat?
9. Pumpkin Carving - Get out the knives and find the biggest pumpkin you can, because it's time to make some scary faces on some gourds! Show off in front of each other and try to make the best pumpkin, and then laugh when it turns out the other doesn't know a thing about how to carve a real Jack o'Lantern.
10. Choose Your Own - Pick any of the above scenarios, or come up with your own! Maybe you're strolling through a cemetery, or maybe there's an obscure horror movie scenario that I've missed that you think would be best - whatever you can think of, it's time for you to do it!

12. MIDFUCK MEME
1. Between These Sheets - It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.
2. Sex On the Beach - Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.
3. On Wheels - Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.
4. There's More Than Hot Water Here - You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.
5. My Body Is Your Bread - Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?
6. Getting Creative With Furniture - Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.
7. Try This On For Size - You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.
8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part - It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.
9. A Quickie Behind the Tree - A private place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.
10.We Have Ways of Making You Scream. - Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy.

13. PARANOIA MEME
1. Erotomania - that person loves you. they belong to you. they might deny it and be with someone else but they're ridiculous. you know better here.
2. Distrust - simple as it sounds, you're being lied to. you can't prove it but you're not falling for their tricks anymore.
3. Hallucinations - a vague classic. those sounds, those sights, your senses are screwed up and the world is upside down. there's plenty of senses to screw.
4. Tainted - you're completely wrong. is it in your family's blood? is it parasites? a disease? aliens? a sin? but it's consuming you, whatever it is.
5. Conspiracy - why are they after you? who knows. maybe you know. but everyone is in on it and you're the only one left fighting against it.
6. Control - your actions aren't your own, even if others insist they are. somehow, either drugs or magic or something, someone is making you their puppet.
7. Fixation - either it's in you or someone else or a thing but this imperfection is clawing at your mind. just fix it. fix it and you can rest.
8. Folie à deux - the more either you or the other person talks, the more you feed into this unease and the more real it sounds. what can you two alone do?
9. Replacements - is it just this person or is everyone being replaced with a fake? you're not a fake, though. you won't let them replace you.
10. Real - is any of this real? maybe you're dreaming or drugged. maybe you're dead. but you need to prove that this is really happening, whatever it takes.

14. Random Location
Choose your random location.
1) Lost: Oh shit, how did you even get here.
2) On the run: Getting away from someone or something that's after you.
3) Treasure hunting: Something you desire is here. Maybe it's being guarded or you're competing for it.
4) Travelling: You turned up here on purpose. Why is up to you.
5) Escape: Things have gone wrong and you need to get out of this place.
6) Disaster: Something awful has happened whether you're the cause, a witness or there to help.
7) Invasion: It's a siege! Are you defending or attacking?
8) Home: It's actually where you live.
9) Duel: The predetermined location to end a feud.
10) Whatever: Just make something up, whatever.

15. Stop! Someone is naked in your...
➳ 1. BED: waking up after a wild night or just getting ready for bed?
➳ 2. OFFICE: getting a leg up at work? caught in a moment of indiscretion?
➳ 3. YARD: someone's been communing with nature...
➳ 4. CAR: the warmth of a heater during snowfall... or the aircon during a melting summer.
➳ 5. BEACH: oh look, there's a floating swimsuit... and there's its owner.
➳ 6. RIVER: god, can't even fish without hooking the wrong species.
➳ 7. BATTLEFIELD: oops, someone looted the wrong corpse... who isn't actually a corpse.
➳ 8. SCHOOL: all right, who's been raiding the locker room?
➳ 9. BATHROOM: ...oh, hey, who needs a shower, right?
➳ 10. PARK: sun and grass and lots of people to... watch... oh my.
➳ 11. ...CLOTHES??: okay, technically they are clothed, but it's not their clothes dammit.
➳ 12. OTHER: because there are way, way too many more places than I can think of.

16. Arranged Marriage
POSSIBLE REASONS FOR MARRIAGE:
① Station → You come from a royal, noble, or otherwise distinguished family who has chosen a suitable spouse for you.
② Feud → You are being married to put an end to the bitter enmity between your two families.
③ Economics → Your economic state and/or your station will improve through the union, though one of you may be marrying down.
④ Empire → You and your spouse are merging your businesses and/or property to create something more influential or profitable.
⑤ Tribute → You have been offered as a gift or appeasement, alternately you're the spoils of war.
⑥ Bloodline → Carrying on your distinguished family name has fallen to you and the equally well-bred spouse of your family's selection.
⑦ Disapproval → Your marriage has been arranged to keep you away from the person with whom you truly wish to be.
POSSIBLE SCENARIOS:
① First meeting → This is the very first time you're meeting your future spouse.
② Courtship → To get to know each other and encourage affection, your family has approved of you going on dates.
③ Engagement party → Be it a huge, formal affair or a small, intimate get together, you're celebrating (or pretending).
④ Wedding day → The big day!
⑤ Reception → The big party!
⑥ Wedding night → Every meme needs a smut prompt, right?
⑦ Honeymoon → Where will you go with your new spouse and what will you do there?

17. OTHER MEMES
1. Bounty Hunters. You're wanted. And someone is chasing you. Maybe it isn't your fault? But maybe you did rob that bank...
Either way, there's someone after that price on your head. Confront them, or run? Specify hunter or hunted.
2. Truth. You can't tell a lie. Maybe both of you can't, or only one of you, but now is the time to ask those embarrassing questions.
3. Obedience. The person posting is compelled to obey, no matter what. (Un)Fortunately the person commenting is compelled to give orders. All orders given must be obeyed.
4. Lotus Eaters. The person posting is trapped in their own dream of personal paradise. The person commenting is trapped with them. Help free them, or fall into paradise?
5. Amazon Review. Here's your html. Go wild.
6. Plants of Death. Plants are trying to kill you.


Credit for this huge list goes to my buddy therunebox I just stole it! >.>

Comments

[deathscyther]

I figured as much... [He got to his feet, wincing a bit at how particularly stiff his leg was.] I am... really glad I wasn't awake enough to realize you set that...

[shittyanimeshades]

Heh yeah, trust me I was glad too.

[ He didn't think he would have been able to handle it if Duo had screamed or anything.

He probably would have broken down then and there.

No question. ]

[deathscyther]

Heero did that shit to his own leg once. In front of me. It was disgusting. [A lot of things Heero did were headache inducing to Duo. Why had he ever fallen for him?]

[shittyanimeshades]

You know the more I hear of this Heero guy...the less I think I'd like him.

I mean I'm sure he's great and all but...yeah not my type I guess.

[ No he doesn't mean like that. Come on his best friend is a loud drunk who flirts with everyone including her "I-don't-like-to-be-labeled" gay best friend. ]

[deathscyther]

He was a damn good Gundam pilot... [And that was all Duo could really say. Heero had his good points in there somewhere, but the longer he was away from him the less he could remember what they even were. Or, more specifically, what were the things that made Duo attracted to him in the first place. At first he had considered it to be a lingering after effect of surviving a war together, and that for a good portion of time they were the only real human contact any of them even had... But now he wasn't so sure. He had held on to that stupid crush for a ridiculously long time, and acted out because of it, knowing full well he'd never have Heero's attention the way he wanted to. And now here he was, living with some one from a completely different world... slowly forgetting about the one guy Duo legitimately had any sort of feelings for. Lost in his thoughts about that, he hadn't even realized he'd suddenly gone very quiet.]

[shittyanimeshades]

Hey...

[ Dirks voice wasn't too jarring, actually it was sort of quiet. He was worried. It wasn't often Duo retreated into his own head like that. ]

You okay? Duo?

[deathscyther]

Huh?

[Oh... he had really lost himself there for a minute, hadn't he?

A nervous laugh escaped, hand rubbing the back of his neck beneath his mess of hair.]

S-sorry! I must be more out of it than I realized.

[shittyanimeshades]

Yeah...

[ Dirk of course feels it's something more but he's not going to push it. That's just the way he is. He tries not to push things.

The last time he did he pushed the person away. ]

Think you can make it to the bathroom or do you need my help?

[No jokes, no jabs, hell Duo was nearly dead a few hours ago. He knows that isn't going to make for easy moving. ]

[deathscyther]

[For the moment, it was probably for the best. Duo did need to figure these things out on his own if he was ever going to get past them. Though that did leave him questioning just why he was actually eager to do so now... and why it was the thought of some one waiting for him that had actually kept him going when by all rights he should have stopped moving long before then. He shook his head to the question.] I can make it. Thanks.

[shittyanimeshades]

Kay, go get cleaned up and relax. I'll let you know when dinners ready.

[ Dirk just smiled, letting the other move on his own before taking a couple steps back and turning to head into the kitchen.

Food wasn't gonna cook it's self. ]

[deathscyther]

[Once he was up and going it was fine. Achy, but fine. He headed for the shower, discarding the ruined bloody clothes that were going to have to be thrown away after this. A glance in the mirror showed further blood stains on his skin where Dirk couldn't exactly get to, and a myriad of fading bruises and still-pink wounds. The potion had taken care of everything that was life threatening, but the evidence of hid battle was likely to stay on his skin for a while. He sighed, mumbling to himself about what an idiot he was for sticking around at all. He knew he couldn't take all of them on, yet when the swarm came he just... stayed and fought. Just because people could resurrect here, for whatever reason that was possible, didn't mean Duo wanted to actually know what death felt like. And for some reason he really, really did not want to put Dirk through that pain, either. He forced his depressing thoughts to the back of his mind and headed in to the shower finally, letting the hot water soothe his pains and wash the blood still caked in his hair. It took nearly a half an hour for him to even get out, and another fifteen to get his hair dried out to an acceptable dampness. He finally emerged, one towel around his hair and the other around his waist, ducking in to the kitchen to see how things were coming along.] So what's for dinner?

[shittyanimeshades]

Chicken a la Strider- [ And as he turns to look at Duo, Dirk is frozen in place. Okay no Duo isn't an Adonis...but Dirk is a 16 year old kid who lived by himself with no human contact for most of his life. Add to that his only romantic relationship had never gotten beyond maybe a kiss and you get what you have now. Dirk is most definitely staring at Duo...and that pink tinge from earlier is leaking back into his face all the way up to his ears. ]

[deathscyther]

[He was going to say something about that sounding good, but instead wound up... very confused. Why the hell was Dirk so red?] Are... you okay?

[shittyanimeshades]

Uh um...y-yeah! Totally dude! Cool as the coolest cucumber.

Or...whatever...

[ Lies. He is still staring and just a little confused. Sure he had fallen for Jake and all his cute antics bit after him there wasn't anyone who really caught his attention like that. He'd basically given up.

After all the Prince classes tended to lack their aspect. Even he thought of himself as heartless. ]

[deathscyther]

... u... huh.

[Duo, on the other hand, could be as flirtatious as the next guy and even made cracks about his own level of attractiveness, but depending on which pilot he was speaking to at the time it either went over their heads completely (Heero, Quatre) or was cause for snide remarks and mocking (Trowa, Wufei). In either case it really never meant a damn thing and it was like he actually had an ego that big.

Having someone actually look at him like that only left him confused. Why was Dirk reacting that way?

He wasn't going to be getting a straight answer any time soon, so he finally shrugged and turned to leave.]

Lemmie know when it's done? I'm gonna get somethin' clean on.

[shittyanimeshades]

Uhuh...

[ Once Duo left there was a resounding smack as Dirk literally smacked his head.

TT: That is so saved on my memory banks. Damn the guys pretty built for having literally zero plush.

Please stop.

No really he couldn't handle Hal's taunting on top of everything else.

He's just going to finished the fried chicken and mashed potatoes for now and deal with Hal later.

TT: But no can we talk about how hot pur roommate is?

There is an audible groan at that. ]

[deathscyther]

[If you understood what it took to pilot a Gundam you would know why he looks like that, Hal. Not that Duo has any idea what's happening. All he knows is when he returns Dirk is groaning, and he can assume it has something to do with the AI that's constantly gabbering at him in a way that he can't ever see.] Smells great. Hal givin' you shit again?

[shittyanimeshades]

[ Jumping a bit Dirk finally forced himself to relax. ]

When is he not?

It's just about done. Soon you will have true southern friend chicken and mashed potatoes. Or as close as I can get...had to get Hal to find a recipe because we didn't exactly have many chickens running around in the ocean.

Just seagulls...

[ And they were his friends. Sort of like Dave and his crows. ]

[deathscyther]

Good point.

[He was mostly used to Hal by now, but it did mildly irk him how often he seemed to upset Dirk.]

Man, I haven't had proper American food in ages... you'd think a colony made by Americans would be able to get it right but most of the crap on L2 is just that.

[shittyanimeshades]

Heh well I figure you look like you could use some meat on your bones so why the hell not? [ TT: You'd jump those bones even without the meet on them. TT: Dude can you not? TT: But it's true. This was really going to get old soon. So instead of dignifying Hal with a response he plucks the glasses from his face and sets them aside on the counter, away from the heat of the stove. They're safe, and he doesn't have to deal with Hal right now. ]

[deathscyther]

[That bad? Geez. Hal must really be on a roll today...] H-hey! Excuse me for living in space!

[shittyanimeshades]

Hey man, I ain't judgin'. I'm just saying that now that you aren't in space you're too damn scrawny. Gravity's gonna make you like cave or something. [ No he doesn't really think that, he's just teasing. And yeah...Hal was that bad. Though that all aside Dirk was busy making up the best damn dinner he could. After what happened he just wanted to do what he could to take his mind off of it all. That had scared him more than he realized. The entire time Duo had been out he was freaking out, constantly having to check him over, make sure he hadn't died. Even with Hal constantly telling him the other was fine, Dirk was terrified. Duo was becoming something of an important person to him. Sure he hadn't known him as long as he had known Roxy, and no he probably couldn't compare their relationships because really they were different. Actually. If there was any relationship he could even begin to compare it to it was his and Jake's. The whole crushing on him part aside, Dirk and Duo got along great. They shared many of the same interests and faults, as well as seemed to give each other the pushes they needed when they needed them. It was a lot like how Dirk and Jake were...always trying to help the other be better...even if it didn't work out. Of course, thinking about Jake only put him in a worse place. There was a reason he got so damn frustrated at Hal. He had pushed Jake to the point of wanting to literally run away from him. Hell the guy went to a different world to get away, ignoring him all the while. So looking at how close he had become with Duo...Dirk didn't want a repeat. He'd just settle for friends. It was better that way. Better than loosing what he had. ]

[deathscyther]

I doubt that.

... but I guess I could stand to eat a little better.

[Duo, meanwhile, was realizing just how much he had missed having any sense of normalcy in his life. With Hilde it had been a constant struggle between the need for release with some one he could trust and the arguments over petty things. Not that it was entirely Hilde's fault; the majority of the problem rested on him and him alone, and his inability to see beyond their shared past.

A problem that he had with a lot of the people in his life, in fact. They were soldiers that had survived by the Devil's luck and a miracle, and for the past two years they were really the only "family" each other had.

However fucked up a family that might have been.

And it was like they could never fully get away from it, either. There was the mess with Marimeia just a year following their victory over the falling battle ship, and even before and then after stopping her army most of them were doing some level or another of work with the Preventers.

He loved his friends, but he would be lying if he didn't feel like this - all of this, Dirk included - was a welcome and needed vacation.

It seemed like both of their thoughts were somewhat elsewhere during dinner, though that didn't stop them from having a decent conversation. It was only after the fact that Duo began to feel heavy, achy and groggy again. He tried to ignore it, attempting to help with the dishes since Dirk had gone to so much trouble with dinner.]

[shittyanimeshades]

Hey man, you should get some sleep. You look like you're gonna pass out any minute. [ Dirk prodded the other, his hands still wet with soapy water, and laughed. ] Come on I can handle a few dishes on my own, plus they're almost done. You go crawl into bed and have yourself a good long snooze, huh? [ At some point Dirk had replaced his glasses on his face, more out of habit than actually caring if Hal had anything new to say. Surprisingly the AI seemed to keep himself in check, only really adding to what was being talked about at dinner, and reminding Dirk that it was getting late. They both really needed sleep, Duo more so. ]

[deathscyther]

Huh... ? Nuhn, 'mfine... [Except he wasn't, and an attempt to grab at a glass nearly had it falling to the floor. He caught it, but staring at it in his hand was a sign he finally took that Dirk was right.] 'kay... [He set the glass down without incident, giving Dirk a half-awake pat on the shoulder with a mumbled "good night" as he stumbled off to his bedroom to sleep properly.]