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MEGA MEME! Come play~!!!
- Choose from my list of muses here.
- Use RNG and enter 1-17 for a scene; roll again for specifics
- Do this as many times as you like until you're bored with it all. UNLIMITED THREADS
- OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios for one strange thread of whacked out weirdness. Handcuffed to an escort while you have amnesia? WHY NOT?
- not optional: HAVE FUN.
1. BED INVADERS
A. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threadder.)
1. WAKE THEM UP. You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
2. PRANK! Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
3. CAN'T BEAT EM, JOIN EM. Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
4. LET THEM SLEEP Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.
B. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
5. SCREAM 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' Really. Default action going on here.
6. PRANK! What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
7. GENTLY AWAKEN THEM. Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
8. GET TO KNOW THEM NON-BIBLICALLY. Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
9. TIE 'EM UP. FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.
C. Decide - fuck the police. You heard. Fuck 'em.
10. YOU MOVE FORWARD AND MAKE YOUR OWN FATE
2. NIGHTMARES
You're trapped in your worst nightmare and worse yet, you've dragged someone right along in with you. You feel like you can't escape and any fear you've ever had is coming true or you're being forced to watch helplessly as someone you care about is in mortal danger or pain but you can't go to them. Whatever you fear the most can and will come true.
1. motions. you're trapped in your worst nightmare, forced to through the horror to completion with whoever you've drawn into your dream.
2. chased. you're both being chased by something horrible, but it feels more like you're running in place.
3. tortured. held down and tortured in every way imaginable. Can whoever else is in your dream save you?
4. helpless. you're helpless, only able to watch as the person dragged into your dream is hurt, tortured, or otherwise in danger, but you can't help.
5. tormentor. the person in your dream is not there to help, but to hurt. They are not a friend... at least not right now. Maybe they're fighting against whatever is urging them to hurt you or are taking great delight in it.
6. uncontrolled. you're hurting someone you care about and taking delight in it... or at least outwardly. Inside, you might be fighting it with everything you've got.
7. other. mix and match or make your own up.
3. ROADTRIP
1. BREAK DOWN: Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?
2. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Threads may also have a third participant. Go wild.
3. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... Or I think that was a deer.
4. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND: Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. This thread may also have a third or even fourth participant, if you can wing it.
5. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.
6. THE GREAT ESCAPE: Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.
7. MAKE OUT: For whatever reason, the person you're traveling with in the car. You would love to make out with them and then some.
4. CUDDLES
1. Sweet dreams It's been a long day and all you want to do is sleep or just rest your eyes for a bit. Hopefully whoever is close by doesn't mind if you use them as a blanket.
2. Stormy weather The heavy rain, thunder and lightning won't be letting up anytime soon. Luckily, it's the perfect weather to stay indoors and snuggle up close and keep warm.
3. Lazy dancer It's the end of a party, or maybe it's only the two of you, but the tempo is slow and the lights are low. Let your dance partner take the weight and just sway.
4. Surprise attack Time to invade someone's personal space. Are they working too much and need a distraction? Maybe you just wanted to brighten their day. Either way, they won't see it coming.
5. Movie night It can be on the sofa or in a darkened theater, but you've got your popcorn and someone to settle against during your favorite movie.
6. I love you, man It's totally platonic, really. You're just very good friends, no matter what people like to think. But you just love your friend so much you want to hug them, whether they like it or not.
7. Jeepers creepers Welp. You were just frightened. Was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream? Either way, you're looking for someone to cling to right now, and who better than that person right there?
8. Hurt and comfort Whether you're sick in bed, just been dumped or suffered a traumatic event, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
9 Sunday morning Maybe you just had a wild night. Maybe there’s just not enough space at your place and you need to share your bed. Or maybe you just got really tired and someone else happened to be there. Doesn't matter because now the person with you looks way more comfortable than any blanket or pillow. Drape to your heart’s content.
10. Moment after You just had incredible, vigorous sex (playing out is totally optional) and if you weren't a cuddler before, you are now. You're probably too exhausted to do anything else anyway. Just enjoy the moment.
11. Ménage à trois Or four, or five. Get a group and cuddle away.
12. Player's choice Pick one or make up your own!
5. HANDCUFFS
You two are now handcuffed/tied together by whatever means, forced to play out whatever scenario you rolled for. How you break free will be up to you.
1. Party Prank. So you were at a party and your friends (or maybe just some really mean party guests) decided it’d be funny to handcuff you to someone else. And they won’t give the key back either. Jerks.
2. Jailbreak. Oh no, you and whoever you got handcuffed to was arrested! Well, maybe if you work together you can make a jailbreak.
3. Magic Trick Gone Wrong. Just a little magic trick they said, the cuffs could come off easily they said…
4. Kidnapping. You two ticked off the wrong people, and now you’re stuck in a warehouse/evil lair/hideout.
5. Robots. Robots have taken over! And now you two have to figure out how to escape ’em. While handcuffed.
6. Post-Apocalyptic. Barren wastelands, biker gangs, thunderdomes. The future isn't looking too pleasant.
7. Dinosaurs. The both of you wake up handcuffed in the middle of a jungle. And there's dinosaurs. Oh fuc-
8. Carnival. Those cuffs you got at the carnival looked easy enough to take off, but now you two are stuck. Do you find help or try to hide your shame?
9. Aliens. Congrats, you two were abducted by aliens. Better find a way to get back to Earth before they start probing.
10. Kinky situation. So you and your partner wanted to try something new and accidentally lost the key to your cuffs. It happens, right? …Right?
11. Trapped in a Mad Scientist Lab. You knew you shouldn’t have gone into that big, scary-looking building and talked to the obviously crazy scientist guy, but you couldn’t help yourself! And now he’s planning to do some horrible things to you and the person you’re chained to. Is that a saw?
12. Haunted Castle. Oh no, ghosts! You can’t remember how you got here, but you better find your way out before you run into some unpleasant guests.
13. Forest. Some mobsters dumped you guys in the middle of a spooky forest. Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to get to know each other finding your way back.
14. On a boat. You and the person you’re handcuffed to are now on a boat. Better figure out how to get back to shore in handcuffs.
6. HURT/COMFORT
1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case s, someone else can clearly see
you need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.
7. MINDFUCK MEME
1. I Own You: It doesn't have to be sexual (though it can be). It doesn't have to be very abusive (though it might be). But you know you own this person and you will break them down until they can accept the truth of it. All that they are—body, mind, and soul—is yours. They should have known that from the beginning. Now they'll know it 'til the end.
2. We're One and the Same: What this other person doesn't get is that you're two sides of the same coin. You practically own each other! No one else will complete them the way you can. You're twins. Brothers from another mother (or was that the same mother?). They won't get away until they acknowledge that to escape is to deny everything they are. Good thing you're ready to help.
3. Nobody Has Ever Loved You (Like I Do): This person doesn't understand how worthless they are—how they've been abandoned on purpose by anyone they ever cared about. The only thing they have left—the one creature that doesn't despise them utterly—is you. And maybe you're about fed up as well and they should grovel at your feet.
4. By Your Bedside (YANDERE): You love them. You love them utterly and how have they betrayed you? Ruthlessly! Talking to others—looking at others. Disgusting. You aren't going to allow it anymore. They need to understand the importance of your love. What's that? Maybe you aren't in a relationship by any… real, official standards? Heh. That can be fixed!
5. You're a Doll, Doll: Some people just don't get it. They think they have rights the same as anyone else. They don't see how they're only a puppet or a pet. Something less than you—less than anything. They belong on a leash or sitting pretty on a shelf. Poor darling! Lucky for them you've taken an interest in setting them straight (or… really gay).
6. Stop Forcing My Hand: It's not your fault you're tying them down! It isn't your fault they need your initials engraved in their skin! They made you. They stared at you with those eyes or they did those awful things (awful being rather subjective)! You wish they could apologize enough for such atrocities. You'd love to let them go. You don't want to do this even if it's possibly getting you off to an excessive extent! You're the victim, all right? Fucker should learn to shut up when they're told to.
7. Kiss Me and Smile at Me: Time for a little mindcontrol up in here! With the power of your will, you're able to control the other person completely. Tell them to jump, they jump. Tell them to beg—oh. There will be begging. And don't they deserve it? Unfortunately, the effect isn't always complete and sometimes your target knows in their heart and mind that they don't want to be doing just as they're ordered. Too fucking bad. This is a mindfuck meme, after all.
8. A Permanent Stain: All right. All right. You'll be fine as long as you leave this mark on them. Maybe a small tattoo will do or perhaps you're the type who wants to cover their entire back with your initials. A piercing? Sure! Or five. Whatever—all you know is it's time there's something physical to show your connection. Just the scent of you on them isn't enough anymore and this is surely the only way to stake your claim.
9. Escape Cockblocker: While really any other options could involve this, you've gotten down containing your target to an art form. You know all their weaknesses and what shackles fit them best. You can keep their powers at bay and break their spirit (or profess your adoration!) at your leisure. Your expertise in containment is absolute. And now it's time to test the waters.
10. BRUTALITY K.O.: Eh, it's easy to be dark and brooding. It's simple to concoct gorgeous plans, but sometimes? Violence with a little brainwashing between punches and bone-crunching is the best way to go. With this prompt, your tactics are all violent. You'll snap fingers and crack ribs all in order to help get your message across. They'll learn to love you for it. You've got more than all day.
11. Feeling Superior: This is all about your rank! Either you're sick of having been under this person's heel or you've always wondered why they don't defer to your superior position. Upping the ante regardless. They should know by now that they should lick the floor when you ask for it so politely. You're in charge. Call it a further promotion, if you will. Call it learning to excel.
12. You Don't See Me: Sensory deprivation, anyone? This is pretty standard stuff. Take away their voice, take away their eyes, take away sound, or taste, or touch. Use magic, use devices, use whatever comes to mind. After all, they didn't really need all five. That's just greedy! Four—three at most and they'll be sitting pretty under your 'unique' care.
13. Creepozoid's Choice!: Pick any of the options above or a 15th sort of mindfuck not explicitly listed. Remember, 15 is always an open option if you'd rather not roll or if you want to mix any series of numbers together.
8. FIGHT MEME
[1] Fistfight: Straight-up, unfussy, no-holds-barred facepunching. Clearly you’re emotionally invested in this argument- or maybe you just want some stress relief.
[2] Bar fight: Someone’s had one too many drinks. Curses are being slurred, bottles are being smashed- just don’t be surprised if you get thrown out.
[3] Verbal: A caustic, intellectual battle of wits? Or just immature playground insults? Either way, the fighting here isn’t physical; sticks and stones can break your bones, but we’ll see if words can hurt you…
[4] Weaponry: Fencing practice or a real swordfight? Paintball or battlefield gunfight? The only limits are your imagination (and the extents of human military engineering, of course)!
[5] Sparring: Maybe you’re a streetwise punk teaching the new kid on the block the ropes of self-defence, or perhaps you just want to get some practice in before your karate exam.
[6] Sexy: That collar-grabbing led to a kiss, that knee stayed in place a little too long, those gazes got a little intense… There’s heavy breathing here, but it might not be because you've been exerting yourself.
[7] Duel: You insulted the wrong person, or got caught cheating at cards? A duel, sir, a duel! The gloves are off (and slapping you) and it’s pistols at dawn.
[8] Competitive: Boxing, wrestling, martial arts, the possibilities are endless. Just remember: the first rule of Fight Club…
[9] Other: Combine any of the above, or make up your own (I’m sure I’ve forgotten something)!
9. BODY HORROR MEME
1. Water-dwelling. You're growing gills, or your skin is turning translucent, or you're sprouting fins, or maybe you're outright turning into some form of sea life. It doesn't matter what you're turning into – what does matter is that you're slowly losing the ability to breathe air, and there's no water in sight...
2. Animal. Something bit you, and you're turning into an animal. Your bones lengthen or perhaps shrink, break, twist, and reform, your teeth lengthen or shorten, and above all, you feel your instincts being overridden. Your senses sharpen; you notice smells you never did before, your vision becomes more sensitive to movement. If you're a predator? Man, these people look mighty tasty. Prey? OHGOD, EVERYTHING IS TERRIFYING. Lizard? Enjoy your new inability to regulate body temperature. Bird? Have fun with the whole beak and hollowing bones. And don't even get us started on insects and arachnids...
3. Parasitic Something's inside you, and it's changing you from within, chewing up your insides and altering your thoughts. You're not sure how much longer you're going to be you, and when the parasite's going to take over completely...
4. Demonic You've been meddling with dark powers beyond the ken of mortal man, and it seems you've accidentally sold your soul. Will you be the traditional kind of demon, horns and hooves, or something far more terrifying and ineffable?
5. Undead: No doubt about it, you're dying, but as you are, something's been altered in you. Maybe you're becoming a vampire – and not the fun kind, either, we're talking ugly, ravenous, and mad. Maybe you're a zombie, or a ghoul, and human flesh looks mighty tasty. Or maybe you're just turning into a ghost bent on vengeance. In any case, death is never fun.
6. Cybernetic Get captured by the Borg? Strapped to an operating table? Injected with nanites? Whatever happened to you, you're slowly turning into something half man, half machine, your squishy bits being replaced by mechanical components.
7. Lovecraftian You've heard their song, the terrors from beyond the stars, and even now they sing in your blood as your flesh transmutes into something ineffable and unknowable. You revel in the pain you feel even as you seek to spread it, to herald the end of all things... or maybe worse, you're aware of the transition as your mind becomes not your own.
8. Fusion/Hivemind You begin to fuse with the first person who tagged you – physically, mentally, or both. Soon, you can't tell who is who, which one of you is the real you, as your thoughts become one. Join in the fleshsong, mortal...
9. Inanimate Your body slowly petrifies and hardens, turning to stone, wood, glass, or something stranger still; or perhaps you liquefy, turning to some kind of liquid, or maybe you dissolve into the air itself.
10. Wildcard / pick your own Pick whatever you like, combine a few options, or make up your own.
10. HIGH SCHOOL AU MEME
1. class time. Pick your class, pick your seat. Whether you're paying attention or goofing off, you're interacting constantly with someone else.
2. break time. Those precious minutes that aren't lunch, usually half an hour if you're lucky. Are you hanging out on the grass, rushing to get homework finished, or bunking off school early?
3. lunch time. Food, glorious food! ... As long as you're not eating the school lunches. What sort of chaos will you get up to in the endless queue that is the lunch line?
4. food fight. The natural reaction to being served school lunches: throwing them as far away from you as possible. You're caught in the middle, or maybe you're instigating it. Who knows? No one can tell.
5. study period. Yeah. "Studying." They mean catching up on gossip, right? Or watching that crappy TV in the common room? Or maybe you really want to study. I'm not judging.
6. skipping school. Did you even get to school before you bunked off somewhere? Or did you just take the bus five stops further and in to town? Hope you don't get caught, either way.
7. exam week. You're going into an exam, or just cramming every last bit of knowledge into your head. Either way, good luck! You're going to need it.
8. detention. What did you do? Or were you innocent and wrapped up in your friend's scheme, and now you both have detention? I do not envy you at any rate.
9. summer holiday. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER! Burn your books, burn your uniforms. Everything is over for another 6 weeks (or however long you get off).
10. faculty. Oh, hello miss/sir. No, we weren't talking about bunking. Yep, you're the teacher. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you get this option, you or your partner can do a second roll for the scenario.
11. TAKE YOUR PICK. Free for you. Whether you want to pick something from the list, or make up your own scenario, this option allows that. (Of course, you could just bypass the rolling entirely.)
11. HALLOWEEN MEME
1. Slashers- You're being hunted by a psychopathic murderer - either a classic horror villain like Freddy or Jason, or one you've made up! Or, maybe one of you is the murderer, a la the Scream movies. Just remember to never say that you'll be right back.
2. Zombies - There's been an outbreak, and the world has fallen to the undead horde! You are now the sole survivors - maybe both of you will make it out alive, or maybe one of you is bitten and only has so long left before becoming a zombie yourself. They're coming to get you, Barbara.
3. Ghostly Presence - The place you are in is notorious for being haunted by ghoulish ghosts and pesky poltergeist (along with some awful alliteration), and it's up to you to either escape alive or help bring the spirits peace. Maybe you're trying to escape from the Amity house, maybe one of you made the mistake of summoning something, or maybe one of you is trying to get in contact with the living. Or, maybe, you're both ghosts. Everyone knows Beetlejuice is a classic Halloween flick, after all.
4. Possession - We need a young priest and an old priest! One of you has been possessed by a malevolent spirit; maybe you're both aware of it, or maybe it's something that will be revealed at a pivotal moment by Anthony Hopkins backhanding a little girl. Maybe one of you is being possessed by the other character! Somehow, you need to deal with this problem - be it ghosts, evil hypnotists or the Devil himself.
5. Monster Mash - It's a graveyard smash where one (or both!) of you has found yourself to be in the sway of some movie monster. Perhaps you're a vampire, or a werewolf on the full moon, or you've been pieced together by a mad scientist. Any way you cut it, this is going to probably put a damper on any date plans you might've had. Get creative - there are more than a dozen kinds of monsters out there, and cult classics are always made with liberal use of obscure mythos.
6. Evil Twins - We're seeing double! This one can go a million ways: maybe one of you believes that the other is your evil twin; maybe two of the same character are interacting, only one is evil; or perhaps you, yourself, are the evil twin, out to ruin the reputation and life of your goodie-two-shoes duplicate! Pro-tip: beards always mean evil.
7. You Are What You Wear - A Buffy classic; it's Halloween, and by some stroke of magic, you have become the costume you're dressed up in! Both of you, or just one of you, now believes that the costume you were in is what you really are.
8. Trick or Treat! - It's time to go out and get that candy you've been waiting for all year! Dress up and take to the streets and see who makes the biggest haul. Don't forget to bring eggs, in case someone decides to stiff you on the king sized Hershey's - and whatever you do, don't smash the pumpkins. That brings bad luck, or have you never seen Trick 'r' Treat?
9. Pumpkin Carving - Get out the knives and find the biggest pumpkin you can, because it's time to make some scary faces on some gourds! Show off in front of each other and try to make the best pumpkin, and then laugh when it turns out the other doesn't know a thing about how to carve a real Jack o'Lantern.
10. Choose Your Own - Pick any of the above scenarios, or come up with your own! Maybe you're strolling through a cemetery, or maybe there's an obscure horror movie scenario that I've missed that you think would be best - whatever you can think of, it's time for you to do it!
12. MIDFUCK MEME
1. Between These Sheets - It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.
2. Sex On the Beach - Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.
3. On Wheels - Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.
4. There's More Than Hot Water Here - You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.
5. My Body Is Your Bread - Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?
6. Getting Creative With Furniture - Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.
7. Try This On For Size - You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.
8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part - It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.
9. A Quickie Behind the Tree - A private place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.
10.We Have Ways of Making You Scream. - Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy.
13. PARANOIA MEME
1. Erotomania - that person loves you. they belong to you. they might deny it and be with someone else but they're ridiculous. you know better here.
2. Distrust - simple as it sounds, you're being lied to. you can't prove it but you're not falling for their tricks anymore.
3. Hallucinations - a vague classic. those sounds, those sights, your senses are screwed up and the world is upside down. there's plenty of senses to screw.
4. Tainted - you're completely wrong. is it in your family's blood? is it parasites? a disease? aliens? a sin? but it's consuming you, whatever it is.
5. Conspiracy - why are they after you? who knows. maybe you know. but everyone is in on it and you're the only one left fighting against it.
6. Control - your actions aren't your own, even if others insist they are. somehow, either drugs or magic or something, someone is making you their puppet.
7. Fixation - either it's in you or someone else or a thing but this imperfection is clawing at your mind. just fix it. fix it and you can rest.
8. Folie à deux - the more either you or the other person talks, the more you feed into this unease and the more real it sounds. what can you two alone do?
9. Replacements - is it just this person or is everyone being replaced with a fake? you're not a fake, though. you won't let them replace you.
10. Real - is any of this real? maybe you're dreaming or drugged. maybe you're dead. but you need to prove that this is really happening, whatever it takes.
14. Random Location
Choose your random location.
1) Lost: Oh shit, how did you even get here.
2) On the run: Getting away from someone or something that's after you.
3) Treasure hunting: Something you desire is here. Maybe it's being guarded or you're competing for it.
4) Travelling: You turned up here on purpose. Why is up to you.
5) Escape: Things have gone wrong and you need to get out of this place.
6) Disaster: Something awful has happened whether you're the cause, a witness or there to help.
7) Invasion: It's a siege! Are you defending or attacking?
8) Home: It's actually where you live.
9) Duel: The predetermined location to end a feud.
10) Whatever: Just make something up, whatever.
15. Stop! Someone is naked in your...
➳ 1. BED: waking up after a wild night or just getting ready for bed?
➳ 2. OFFICE: getting a leg up at work? caught in a moment of indiscretion?
➳ 3. YARD: someone's been communing with nature...
➳ 4. CAR: the warmth of a heater during snowfall... or the aircon during a melting summer.
➳ 5. BEACH: oh look, there's a floating swimsuit... and there's its owner.
➳ 6. RIVER: god, can't even fish without hooking the wrong species.
➳ 7. BATTLEFIELD: oops, someone looted the wrong corpse... who isn't actually a corpse.
➳ 8. SCHOOL: all right, who's been raiding the locker room?
➳ 9. BATHROOM: ...oh, hey, who needs a shower, right?
➳ 10. PARK: sun and grass and lots of people to... watch... oh my.
➳ 11. ...CLOTHES??: okay, technically they are clothed, but it's not their clothes dammit.
➳ 12. OTHER: because there are way, way too many more places than I can think of.
16. Arranged Marriage
POSSIBLE REASONS FOR MARRIAGE:
① Station → You come from a royal, noble, or otherwise distinguished family who has chosen a suitable spouse for you.
② Feud → You are being married to put an end to the bitter enmity between your two families.
③ Economics → Your economic state and/or your station will improve through the union, though one of you may be marrying down.
④ Empire → You and your spouse are merging your businesses and/or property to create something more influential or profitable.
⑤ Tribute → You have been offered as a gift or appeasement, alternately you're the spoils of war.
⑥ Bloodline → Carrying on your distinguished family name has fallen to you and the equally well-bred spouse of your family's selection.
⑦ Disapproval → Your marriage has been arranged to keep you away from the person with whom you truly wish to be.
POSSIBLE SCENARIOS:
① First meeting → This is the very first time you're meeting your future spouse.
② Courtship → To get to know each other and encourage affection, your family has approved of you going on dates.
③ Engagement party → Be it a huge, formal affair or a small, intimate get together, you're celebrating (or pretending).
④ Wedding day → The big day!
⑤ Reception → The big party!
⑥ Wedding night → Every meme needs a smut prompt, right?
⑦ Honeymoon → Where will you go with your new spouse and what will you do there?
17. OTHER MEMES
1. Bounty Hunters. You're wanted. And someone is chasing you. Maybe it isn't your fault? But maybe you did rob that bank...
Either way, there's someone after that price on your head. Confront them, or run? Specify hunter or hunted.
2. Truth. You can't tell a lie. Maybe both of you can't, or only one of you, but now is the time to ask those embarrassing questions.
3. Obedience. The person posting is compelled to obey, no matter what. (Un)Fortunately the person commenting is compelled to give orders. All orders given must be obeyed.
4. Lotus Eaters. The person posting is trapped in their own dream of personal paradise. The person commenting is trapped with them. Help free them, or fall into paradise?
5. Amazon Review. Here's your html. Go wild.
6. Plants of Death. Plants are trying to kill you.
Credit for this huge list goes to my buddy
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Yeah.
... We're going to get Mordremoth, though. We've brought down an Elder Dragon once already, and we're going to bring down another one.
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Yeah...we will. It will just take time. This one...he's different than Zhaitan was. I mean...he created an entire race of sentient beings. Zhaitan and the others only tainted or changed other races or beings into their pawns.
Mordremoth...it's created something completely different. How do we deal with that? And now some are becoming his minions...I just...
[ Ferin trailed off. It wasn't uncommon for some to look at her with mistrust. It wasn't just her though, many of the Sylvari were still under suspicion after the ships went down over the Maguuma jungle. ]
Sorry...
[ She didn't get many chances to voice her concerns to others. ]
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[ His hand absentmindedly pets Jaxir. ]
Moredremoth is definitely different ... but he's still an Elder Dragon, and we've already proven that Elder Dragons can be brought down. It might take some time, you're right, but we're definitely on the road to bringing him down.
And then maybe ... things won't be so bad for you guys. Sylvari, I mean. Maybe with Mordremoth gone, nobody will Sylvari as a threat anymore.
[ He hated to say that, because he never really ever thought Sylvari were a threat at all, even knowing that they were minions of Mordremoth. None of this was their fault. It was all Mordremoth.
Still, he had a very optimistic view of mankind. Somewhere in his mind, he must have known that it was just as likely that human, charr, norn, and asurakind could all possibly turn on the Sylvari even more after Mordremoth's demise, eliminating them as they were slowly but surely eliminating the risen that Zhaitan had brought. Still, he hoped that the fact that they could think for themselves and lead their own lives would be enough to spare them from that sort of fate ...
This whole situation sucked. He'd already seen people he cared about fall to Mordremoth. He'd already seen someone he loved become a full minion. He'd had to help end that someone's suffering. He was afraid of having to do that again.
Maybe that was why he was trying so hard not to fall for Ferin, too. Even knowing how strong Ferin was ... she had been strong, too, and still it happened. ]
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How long before we are nothing but a memory? Even the Dream forgotten.
For now we're seen as allies for the most part, even if the fear has begun to spread. Even those on the front lines here tend to shy away from us. They try to split us apart, keep us with those who can "take care of us" should we turn.
I never thought I would see this day, Rurik. The day when I was feared by people I once called an ally. No, none of them say it out loud...but it's easy to see if you look. It doesn't take a snipers eye to see it.
[ She finally went silent, eyes seemingly glued to the ground as she couldn't bring herself to look at the other. He had always been so sweet to her. It reminded her to a point of Abdel. Kind words and a kind smile. It was no surprise when she felt herself beginning to fall for him. However after hearing what had happened to him...there was no way she thought he would want another Sylvari.
Who would want to put themselves through that pain again? Even if only the chance of that pain?
No, she just buried her feels deep inside. She would be his friend, look out for him when she could. ]
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He didn't care how much he physically hurt right now. She was hurting, too, and he needed to be there for her. He sat himself up as quickly as he could, then moved to wrap his arms around her and pull her in for a hug. ]
You're not the same as the Risen. You've got your own minds, regardless of what Mordremoth does.
I know not everyone sees things this way, but ... many of us do. And those of us who do will fight to keep you safe.
I will fight to keep you safe.
[ Those feelings he felt right now? He knew what they were. He could try to push those feelings down as much as he could, tell himself that he couldn't fall for her, that he wasn't ready to, but he had before he had even realized it and now he didn't know what to do about it.
He was a Seraph. Yeah, he knew fellow Seraph who had families, but he didn't feel he could put anyone else through the constant of him being away for his duties. He hadn't even felt that he could put Eirawen through it, but she had insisted at the time, and he had decided to take a chance ... and then Mordremoth had happened, and he lost her forever.
Was he even fully recovered from that?
Probably not.
He shouldn't have even been having these feelings to begin with. It wouldn't be fair. He wasn't even fully recovered from losing his late love. ]
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No. This wasn't anything like what she had felt with Abdel. Sure it had it's similarities but...it was stronger, more intense. Which made it all the harder to hide, all the harder to push deep down in her heart and lock away. With his promise to protect her she made her own silent promise.
She would fight that voice she heard, she would fight it ever single time she heard it. Mordremoth would never take her. She would. Not. Fall.
Sighing she pulled back, not having noticed the wetness that was now staining her pale green face. A sylvari's imitation of tears had begun to spring from her eyes at the power behind his words.
Her life really was becoming unfair. ]
Thank you, Rurik. You..you don't know what this means to me.
I'll be there too, fighting by your side...you know.
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... And then he realized how much pain he was in and winced a bit. Well. That was a moment-ruiner. He slowly started to lower himself back down onto the cot he was laying on. ]
Ow.
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You really should be careful. You need to heal up. We need you healthy...your sister and I, I mean.
[ For all she cared he could never be fighting with the Pact and probably be happy. If it meant keeping him from this sort of danger.
Still.
She knew that wasn't what he wanted. ]
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Worth it.
[ He didn't care how much it hurt. All that mattered was that he was able to help her feel even a little bit better. ]
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Do I need to get one of the Priests of Dwayna? You might have reopened something.
[ She may have known a little first aid herself, but she also knew better than to get in a Priest or Priestess's way when if came to their patients. ]
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[ He clearly doesn't want Ferin to go. ]
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[ That's okay, she isn't looking forward to going back out into the field either, but she going to have to after all. ]
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[ Please don't leave hiiiiiim. ]
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[ She smiled and just settled back in her seat. ]
Well, maybe you'll be able to get some leave after you're healed enough to move again. I'm sure you're family would be glad for that.
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[ He wasn't a normally violent person, but ... well, after losing a girlfriend to Mordremoth, he's got a pretty big rage-boner. ]
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[ Ferin understands, she really does, but she also knows it would be better for him to relax for a bit. ]
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I'm just saying, I wouldn't really be able to relax. I'd be too worried about everything.
[ He understands what she's trying to do, and it's very sweet of her to worry about him like that. He has to wonder what he did to deserve that. He didn't think he'd done anything good enough to deserve someone as lovely as Ferin worrying for his well-being and being a friend to him.
Still ...
No matter how much he attempted to relax, he knew he wouldn't be able to. Especially not if she was still out here fighting. ]
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Standing still made he feel off. She felt like there was something that needed to be done. But what?
That was the real question.
For now she simply channeled that into her work with the whispers and was well known for it. ]
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He'd be worried about her.
Regardless of how much he trusted they could take care of themselves, he was always going to worry. ]
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I know there are others that will be very glad to have you out on the field again.
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[ He grins at her, a goofy grin. Lightening the conversation again was needed. ]
I'll bet my squadron is enjoying the vacation from their Captain, though.
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[ She laughs and shakes her head a bit more. ]
I'm sure they'll be happy when you're back too though.
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[ Sadly, not all of them did ... but he really did try to keep the mortality rate low on his squadron. Things were just unpredictable with Mordremoth. ]
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[ She offers a small wink. ]
Or at least I try to help if I'm around.
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[ He smiles at her. Damn it, why is she cute. ]
I never really thought I'd be a leader, though. I knew I wanted to be a Seraph since the time I was young, but ... Er.
[ He looks sheepish. ]
How much has Ana told you about our childhood?
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