MEGA MEME! Come play~!!!

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- Choose from my list of muses here.
- Use RNG and enter 1-17 for a scene; roll again for specifics
- Do this as many times as you like until you're bored with it all. UNLIMITED THREADS
- OPTIONAL: combine a bunch of memes and scenarios for one strange thread of whacked out weirdness. Handcuffed to an escort while you have amnesia? WHY NOT?
- not optional: HAVE FUN.



1. BED INVADERS

A. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threadder.)
1. WAKE THEM UP. You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
2. PRANK! Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
3. CAN'T BEAT EM, JOIN EM. Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
4. LET THEM SLEEP Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.

B. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
5. SCREAM 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' Really. Default action going on here.
6. PRANK! What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
7. GENTLY AWAKEN THEM. Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
8. GET TO KNOW THEM NON-BIBLICALLY. Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
9. TIE 'EM UP. FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.

C. Decide - fuck the police. You heard. Fuck 'em.
10. YOU MOVE FORWARD AND MAKE YOUR OWN FATE


2. NIGHTMARES
You're trapped in your worst nightmare and worse yet, you've dragged someone right along in with you. You feel like you can't escape and any fear you've ever had is coming true or you're being forced to watch helplessly as someone you care about is in mortal danger or pain but you can't go to them. Whatever you fear the most can and will come true.
1. motions. you're trapped in your worst nightmare, forced to through the horror to completion with whoever you've drawn into your dream.
2. chased. you're both being chased by something horrible, but it feels more like you're running in place.
3. tortured. held down and tortured in every way imaginable. Can whoever else is in your dream save you?
4. helpless. you're helpless, only able to watch as the person dragged into your dream is hurt, tortured, or otherwise in danger, but you can't help.
5. tormentor. the person in your dream is not there to help, but to hurt. They are not a friend... at least not right now. Maybe they're fighting against whatever is urging them to hurt you or are taking great delight in it.
6. uncontrolled. you're hurting someone you care about and taking delight in it... or at least outwardly. Inside, you might be fighting it with everything you've got.
7. other. mix and match or make your own up.

3. ROADTRIP
1. BREAK DOWN: Oh, snap, your car decided to break down out in the middle of nowhere. WHAT DO? Is that Leatherface? Will this be "Children of the Corn"?
2. HITCHHIKERS? Is this even a good idea? Threads may also have a third participant. Go wild.
3. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST HIT? Dude, I hear deer mess up cars... Or I think that was a deer.
4. DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND: Alas, you're the parent or the disgruntled friend who has had it up to here with all the fighting in the back. This thread may also have a third or even fourth participant, if you can wing it.
5. OMG, I WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS LANDMARK! No, no, and no. You tell that person that they're going to be driven around and they're going to like it.
6. THE GREAT ESCAPE: Either dinosaurs or the mothman is chasing you. Don't stop now.
7. MAKE OUT: For whatever reason, the person you're traveling with in the car. You would love to make out with them and then some.

4. CUDDLES
1. Sweet dreams It's been a long day and all you want to do is sleep or just rest your eyes for a bit. Hopefully whoever is close by doesn't mind if you use them as a blanket.
2. Stormy weather The heavy rain, thunder and lightning won't be letting up anytime soon. Luckily, it's the perfect weather to stay indoors and snuggle up close and keep warm.
3. Lazy dancer It's the end of a party, or maybe it's only the two of you, but the tempo is slow and the lights are low. Let your dance partner take the weight and just sway.
4. Surprise attack Time to invade someone's personal space. Are they working too much and need a distraction? Maybe you just wanted to brighten their day. Either way, they won't see it coming.
5. Movie night It can be on the sofa or in a darkened theater, but you've got your popcorn and someone to settle against during your favorite movie.
6. I love you, man It's totally platonic, really. You're just very good friends, no matter what people like to think. But you just love your friend so much you want to hug them, whether they like it or not.
7. Jeepers creepers Welp. You were just frightened. Was it a spider in the washroom, a ghost in the attic, a bad dream? Either way, you're looking for someone to cling to right now, and who better than that person right there?
8. Hurt and comfort Whether you're sick in bed, just been dumped or suffered a traumatic event, you need someone to wrap their arms around you and make everything go away.
9 Sunday morning Maybe you just had a wild night. Maybe there’s just not enough space at your place and you need to share your bed. Or maybe you just got really tired and someone else happened to be there. Doesn't matter because now the person with you looks way more comfortable than any blanket or pillow. Drape to your heart’s content.
10. Moment after You just had incredible, vigorous sex (playing out is totally optional) and if you weren't a cuddler before, you are now. You're probably too exhausted to do anything else anyway. Just enjoy the moment.
11. Ménage à trois Or four, or five. Get a group and cuddle away.
12. Player's choice Pick one or make up your own!

5. HANDCUFFS
You two are now handcuffed/tied together by whatever means, forced to play out whatever scenario you rolled for. How you break free will be up to you.
1. Party Prank. So you were at a party and your friends (or maybe just some really mean party guests) decided it’d be funny to handcuff you to someone else. And they won’t give the key back either. Jerks.
2. Jailbreak. Oh no, you and whoever you got handcuffed to was arrested! Well, maybe if you work together you can make a jailbreak.
3. Magic Trick Gone Wrong. Just a little magic trick they said, the cuffs could come off easily they said…
4. Kidnapping. You two ticked off the wrong people, and now you’re stuck in a warehouse/evil lair/hideout.
5. Robots. Robots have taken over! And now you two have to figure out how to escape ’em. While handcuffed.
6. Post-Apocalyptic. Barren wastelands, biker gangs, thunderdomes. The future isn't looking too pleasant.
7. Dinosaurs. The both of you wake up handcuffed in the middle of a jungle. And there's dinosaurs. Oh fuc-
8. Carnival. Those cuffs you got at the carnival looked easy enough to take off, but now you two are stuck. Do you find help or try to hide your shame?
9. Aliens. Congrats, you two were abducted by aliens. Better find a way to get back to Earth before they start probing.
10. Kinky situation. So you and your partner wanted to try something new and accidentally lost the key to your cuffs. It happens, right? …Right?
11. Trapped in a Mad Scientist Lab. You knew you shouldn’t have gone into that big, scary-looking building and talked to the obviously crazy scientist guy, but you couldn’t help yourself! And now he’s planning to do some horrible things to you and the person you’re chained to. Is that a saw?
12. Haunted Castle. Oh no, ghosts! You can’t remember how you got here, but you better find your way out before you run into some unpleasant guests.
13. Forest. Some mobsters dumped you guys in the middle of a spooky forest. Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of time to get to know each other finding your way back.
14. On a boat. You and the person you’re handcuffed to are now on a boat. Better figure out how to get back to shore in handcuffs.

6. HURT/COMFORT
1. INJURY. You've been injured. Broken bones or bleeding out or maybe just a tiny little papercut. The choice is yours.
2. SICKNESS. You're sick and laid up in bed, at home or in a hospital. The severity is up to you.
3. FEAR/ANXIETY. Something is happening and you're scared beyond belief.
4. LOSS OF SENSES. Sight, touch, taste, hearing, smell, etc. You've lost some important sense or ability and now you're left to deal with it.
5. DESPAIR. Nothing is good or right anymore and you can't shake the depression. Maybe that friend of yours can help though...
6. BREAKUP. You've been dumped. You need someone to comfort you, possibly by the one who dumped you.
7. MAKE UP. Fight or break up, it's time to makeup.
8. RESCUED. You've just been held captived and/or tortured for however long and finally, someone has come to the rescue.
9. BAD ROMANCE. Fight, cheated on, abused, whatever the case s, someone else can clearly see
you need comfort from someone who isn't your terrible lover tonight.
10. LOSS. You've experience a loss of some kind and need help getting through it.

7. MINDFUCK MEME
1. I Own You: It doesn't have to be sexual (though it can be). It doesn't have to be very abusive (though it might be). But you know you own this person and you will break them down until they can accept the truth of it. All that they are—body, mind, and soul—is yours. They should have known that from the beginning. Now they'll know it 'til the end.
2. We're One and the Same: What this other person doesn't get is that you're two sides of the same coin. You practically own each other! No one else will complete them the way you can. You're twins. Brothers from another mother (or was that the same mother?). They won't get away until they acknowledge that to escape is to deny everything they are. Good thing you're ready to help.
3. Nobody Has Ever Loved You (Like I Do): This person doesn't understand how worthless they are—how they've been abandoned on purpose by anyone they ever cared about. The only thing they have left—the one creature that doesn't despise them utterly—is you. And maybe you're about fed up as well and they should grovel at your feet.
4. By Your Bedside (YANDERE): You love them. You love them utterly and how have they betrayed you? Ruthlessly! Talking to others—looking at others. Disgusting. You aren't going to allow it anymore. They need to understand the importance of your love. What's that? Maybe you aren't in a relationship by any… real, official standards? Heh. That can be fixed!
5. You're a Doll, Doll: Some people just don't get it. They think they have rights the same as anyone else. They don't see how they're only a puppet or a pet. Something less than you—less than anything. They belong on a leash or sitting pretty on a shelf. Poor darling! Lucky for them you've taken an interest in setting them straight (or… really gay).
6. Stop Forcing My Hand: It's not your fault you're tying them down! It isn't your fault they need your initials engraved in their skin! They made you. They stared at you with those eyes or they did those awful things (awful being rather subjective)! You wish they could apologize enough for such atrocities. You'd love to let them go. You don't want to do this even if it's possibly getting you off to an excessive extent! You're the victim, all right? Fucker should learn to shut up when they're told to.
7. Kiss Me and Smile at Me: Time for a little mindcontrol up in here! With the power of your will, you're able to control the other person completely. Tell them to jump, they jump. Tell them to beg—oh. There will be begging. And don't they deserve it? Unfortunately, the effect isn't always complete and sometimes your target knows in their heart and mind that they don't want to be doing just as they're ordered. Too fucking bad. This is a mindfuck meme, after all.
8. A Permanent Stain: All right. All right. You'll be fine as long as you leave this mark on them. Maybe a small tattoo will do or perhaps you're the type who wants to cover their entire back with your initials. A piercing? Sure! Or five. Whatever—all you know is it's time there's something physical to show your connection. Just the scent of you on them isn't enough anymore and this is surely the only way to stake your claim.
9. Escape Cockblocker: While really any other options could involve this, you've gotten down containing your target to an art form. You know all their weaknesses and what shackles fit them best. You can keep their powers at bay and break their spirit (or profess your adoration!) at your leisure. Your expertise in containment is absolute. And now it's time to test the waters.
10. BRUTALITY K.O.: Eh, it's easy to be dark and brooding. It's simple to concoct gorgeous plans, but sometimes? Violence with a little brainwashing between punches and bone-crunching is the best way to go. With this prompt, your tactics are all violent. You'll snap fingers and crack ribs all in order to help get your message across. They'll learn to love you for it. You've got more than all day.
11. Feeling Superior: This is all about your rank! Either you're sick of having been under this person's heel or you've always wondered why they don't defer to your superior position. Upping the ante regardless. They should know by now that they should lick the floor when you ask for it so politely. You're in charge. Call it a further promotion, if you will. Call it learning to excel.
12. You Don't See Me: Sensory deprivation, anyone? This is pretty standard stuff. Take away their voice, take away their eyes, take away sound, or taste, or touch. Use magic, use devices, use whatever comes to mind. After all, they didn't really need all five. That's just greedy! Four—three at most and they'll be sitting pretty under your 'unique' care.
13. Creepozoid's Choice!: Pick any of the options above or a 15th sort of mindfuck not explicitly listed. Remember, 15 is always an open option if you'd rather not roll or if you want to mix any series of numbers together.

8. FIGHT MEME
[1] Fistfight: Straight-up, unfussy, no-holds-barred facepunching. Clearly you’re emotionally invested in this argument- or maybe you just want some stress relief.
[2] Bar fight: Someone’s had one too many drinks. Curses are being slurred, bottles are being smashed- just don’t be surprised if you get thrown out.
[3] Verbal: A caustic, intellectual battle of wits? Or just immature playground insults? Either way, the fighting here isn’t physical; sticks and stones can break your bones, but we’ll see if words can hurt you…
[4] Weaponry: Fencing practice or a real swordfight? Paintball or battlefield gunfight? The only limits are your imagination (and the extents of human military engineering, of course)!
[5] Sparring: Maybe you’re a streetwise punk teaching the new kid on the block the ropes of self-defence, or perhaps you just want to get some practice in before your karate exam.
[6] Sexy: That collar-grabbing led to a kiss, that knee stayed in place a little too long, those gazes got a little intense… There’s heavy breathing here, but it might not be because you've been exerting yourself.
[7] Duel: You insulted the wrong person, or got caught cheating at cards? A duel, sir, a duel! The gloves are off (and slapping you) and it’s pistols at dawn.
[8] Competitive: Boxing, wrestling, martial arts, the possibilities are endless. Just remember: the first rule of Fight Club…
[9] Other: Combine any of the above, or make up your own (I’m sure I’ve forgotten something)!

9. BODY HORROR MEME
1. Water-dwelling. You're growing gills, or your skin is turning translucent, or you're sprouting fins, or maybe you're outright turning into some form of sea life. It doesn't matter what you're turning into – what does matter is that you're slowly losing the ability to breathe air, and there's no water in sight...
2. Animal. Something bit you, and you're turning into an animal. Your bones lengthen or perhaps shrink, break, twist, and reform, your teeth lengthen or shorten, and above all, you feel your instincts being overridden. Your senses sharpen; you notice smells you never did before, your vision becomes more sensitive to movement. If you're a predator? Man, these people look mighty tasty. Prey? OHGOD, EVERYTHING IS TERRIFYING. Lizard? Enjoy your new inability to regulate body temperature. Bird? Have fun with the whole beak and hollowing bones. And don't even get us started on insects and arachnids...
3. Parasitic Something's inside you, and it's changing you from within, chewing up your insides and altering your thoughts. You're not sure how much longer you're going to be you, and when the parasite's going to take over completely...
4. Demonic You've been meddling with dark powers beyond the ken of mortal man, and it seems you've accidentally sold your soul. Will you be the traditional kind of demon, horns and hooves, or something far more terrifying and ineffable?
5. Undead: No doubt about it, you're dying, but as you are, something's been altered in you. Maybe you're becoming a vampire – and not the fun kind, either, we're talking ugly, ravenous, and mad. Maybe you're a zombie, or a ghoul, and human flesh looks mighty tasty. Or maybe you're just turning into a ghost bent on vengeance. In any case, death is never fun.
6. Cybernetic Get captured by the Borg? Strapped to an operating table? Injected with nanites? Whatever happened to you, you're slowly turning into something half man, half machine, your squishy bits being replaced by mechanical components.
7. Lovecraftian You've heard their song, the terrors from beyond the stars, and even now they sing in your blood as your flesh transmutes into something ineffable and unknowable. You revel in the pain you feel even as you seek to spread it, to herald the end of all things... or maybe worse, you're aware of the transition as your mind becomes not your own.
8. Fusion/Hivemind You begin to fuse with the first person who tagged you – physically, mentally, or both. Soon, you can't tell who is who, which one of you is the real you, as your thoughts become one. Join in the fleshsong, mortal...
9. Inanimate Your body slowly petrifies and hardens, turning to stone, wood, glass, or something stranger still; or perhaps you liquefy, turning to some kind of liquid, or maybe you dissolve into the air itself.
10. Wildcard / pick your own Pick whatever you like, combine a few options, or make up your own.

10. HIGH SCHOOL AU MEME
1. class time. Pick your class, pick your seat. Whether you're paying attention or goofing off, you're interacting constantly with someone else.
2. break time. Those precious minutes that aren't lunch, usually half an hour if you're lucky. Are you hanging out on the grass, rushing to get homework finished, or bunking off school early?
3. lunch time. Food, glorious food! ... As long as you're not eating the school lunches. What sort of chaos will you get up to in the endless queue that is the lunch line?
4. food fight. The natural reaction to being served school lunches: throwing them as far away from you as possible. You're caught in the middle, or maybe you're instigating it. Who knows? No one can tell.
5. study period. Yeah. "Studying." They mean catching up on gossip, right? Or watching that crappy TV in the common room? Or maybe you really want to study. I'm not judging.
6. skipping school. Did you even get to school before you bunked off somewhere? Or did you just take the bus five stops further and in to town? Hope you don't get caught, either way.
7. exam week. You're going into an exam, or just cramming every last bit of knowledge into your head. Either way, good luck! You're going to need it.
8. detention. What did you do? Or were you innocent and wrapped up in your friend's scheme, and now you both have detention? I do not envy you at any rate.
9. summer holiday. SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER! Burn your books, burn your uniforms. Everything is over for another 6 weeks (or however long you get off).
10. faculty. Oh, hello miss/sir. No, we weren't talking about bunking. Yep, you're the teacher. IMPORTANT NOTE: If you get this option, you or your partner can do a second roll for the scenario.
11. TAKE YOUR PICK. Free for you. Whether you want to pick something from the list, or make up your own scenario, this option allows that. (Of course, you could just bypass the rolling entirely.)

11. HALLOWEEN MEME
1. Slashers- You're being hunted by a psychopathic murderer - either a classic horror villain like Freddy or Jason, or one you've made up! Or, maybe one of you is the murderer, a la the Scream movies. Just remember to never say that you'll be right back.
2. Zombies - There's been an outbreak, and the world has fallen to the undead horde! You are now the sole survivors - maybe both of you will make it out alive, or maybe one of you is bitten and only has so long left before becoming a zombie yourself. They're coming to get you, Barbara.
3. Ghostly Presence - The place you are in is notorious for being haunted by ghoulish ghosts and pesky poltergeist (along with some awful alliteration), and it's up to you to either escape alive or help bring the spirits peace. Maybe you're trying to escape from the Amity house, maybe one of you made the mistake of summoning something, or maybe one of you is trying to get in contact with the living. Or, maybe, you're both ghosts. Everyone knows Beetlejuice is a classic Halloween flick, after all.
4. Possession - We need a young priest and an old priest! One of you has been possessed by a malevolent spirit; maybe you're both aware of it, or maybe it's something that will be revealed at a pivotal moment by Anthony Hopkins backhanding a little girl. Maybe one of you is being possessed by the other character! Somehow, you need to deal with this problem - be it ghosts, evil hypnotists or the Devil himself.
5. Monster Mash - It's a graveyard smash where one (or both!) of you has found yourself to be in the sway of some movie monster. Perhaps you're a vampire, or a werewolf on the full moon, or you've been pieced together by a mad scientist. Any way you cut it, this is going to probably put a damper on any date plans you might've had. Get creative - there are more than a dozen kinds of monsters out there, and cult classics are always made with liberal use of obscure mythos.
6. Evil Twins - We're seeing double! This one can go a million ways: maybe one of you believes that the other is your evil twin; maybe two of the same character are interacting, only one is evil; or perhaps you, yourself, are the evil twin, out to ruin the reputation and life of your goodie-two-shoes duplicate! Pro-tip: beards always mean evil.
7. You Are What You Wear - A Buffy classic; it's Halloween, and by some stroke of magic, you have become the costume you're dressed up in! Both of you, or just one of you, now believes that the costume you were in is what you really are.
8. Trick or Treat! - It's time to go out and get that candy you've been waiting for all year! Dress up and take to the streets and see who makes the biggest haul. Don't forget to bring eggs, in case someone decides to stiff you on the king sized Hershey's - and whatever you do, don't smash the pumpkins. That brings bad luck, or have you never seen Trick 'r' Treat?
9. Pumpkin Carving - Get out the knives and find the biggest pumpkin you can, because it's time to make some scary faces on some gourds! Show off in front of each other and try to make the best pumpkin, and then laugh when it turns out the other doesn't know a thing about how to carve a real Jack o'Lantern.
10. Choose Your Own - Pick any of the above scenarios, or come up with your own! Maybe you're strolling through a cemetery, or maybe there's an obscure horror movie scenario that I've missed that you think would be best - whatever you can think of, it's time for you to do it!

12. MIDFUCK MEME
1. Between These Sheets - It's traditional and cliche, but we all know that beds in these kind of situations can come in handy.
2. Sex On the Beach - Hot sand, cool water, sunrise or sunset, all you know if you don't care where you might be getting dirty as long as it's fun.
3. On Wheels - Car in a parking lot, truck on the road, motorcycle on the side of the highway, maybe even in the back of a carriage on your way home from the ball. Have fun smutting it up when you should be on the road.
4. There's More Than Hot Water Here - You're pressed against the wall of the shower, clinging to the sides of that bathtub, or maybe even holding on the stairs of that indoor pool. Too bad you'll have to get clean all over again.
5. My Body Is Your Bread - Crucifixes, altars, and confessionals, but this isn't the kind of worship you had in mind. Or is it?
6. Getting Creative With Furniture - Who said beds are the only nice furniture in the house? Couches, walls, tables, desks, any space can fit your needs for the moment. And don't forget the office, too. Just make sure your coworkers don't hear you.
7. Try This On For Size - You're in the changing room, but you're not trying on those clothes when you have enough to take off. Maybe that outfit did really make you look good enough to eat.
8. Shhhhhh, this Is the Good Part - It's dark and the only light is from the silver screen. But you're not paying attention to it so much as the person your came with--or met when you got there.
9. A Quickie Behind the Tree - A private place? Who needs one when you have a forest, or a park, or even an alley right there beside that building. You're outside and you don't care who could walk by.
10.We Have Ways of Making You Scream. - Dark, damp, and maybe even a little musty, but this dungeon is full of surprises. Those chains and whips could come in handy.

13. PARANOIA MEME
1. Erotomania - that person loves you. they belong to you. they might deny it and be with someone else but they're ridiculous. you know better here.
2. Distrust - simple as it sounds, you're being lied to. you can't prove it but you're not falling for their tricks anymore.
3. Hallucinations - a vague classic. those sounds, those sights, your senses are screwed up and the world is upside down. there's plenty of senses to screw.
4. Tainted - you're completely wrong. is it in your family's blood? is it parasites? a disease? aliens? a sin? but it's consuming you, whatever it is.
5. Conspiracy - why are they after you? who knows. maybe you know. but everyone is in on it and you're the only one left fighting against it.
6. Control - your actions aren't your own, even if others insist they are. somehow, either drugs or magic or something, someone is making you their puppet.
7. Fixation - either it's in you or someone else or a thing but this imperfection is clawing at your mind. just fix it. fix it and you can rest.
8. Folie à deux - the more either you or the other person talks, the more you feed into this unease and the more real it sounds. what can you two alone do?
9. Replacements - is it just this person or is everyone being replaced with a fake? you're not a fake, though. you won't let them replace you.
10. Real - is any of this real? maybe you're dreaming or drugged. maybe you're dead. but you need to prove that this is really happening, whatever it takes.

14. Random Location
Choose your random location.
1) Lost: Oh shit, how did you even get here.
2) On the run: Getting away from someone or something that's after you.
3) Treasure hunting: Something you desire is here. Maybe it's being guarded or you're competing for it.
4) Travelling: You turned up here on purpose. Why is up to you.
5) Escape: Things have gone wrong and you need to get out of this place.
6) Disaster: Something awful has happened whether you're the cause, a witness or there to help.
7) Invasion: It's a siege! Are you defending or attacking?
8) Home: It's actually where you live.
9) Duel: The predetermined location to end a feud.
10) Whatever: Just make something up, whatever.

15. Stop! Someone is naked in your...
➳ 1. BED: waking up after a wild night or just getting ready for bed?
➳ 2. OFFICE: getting a leg up at work? caught in a moment of indiscretion?
➳ 3. YARD: someone's been communing with nature...
➳ 4. CAR: the warmth of a heater during snowfall... or the aircon during a melting summer.
➳ 5. BEACH: oh look, there's a floating swimsuit... and there's its owner.
➳ 6. RIVER: god, can't even fish without hooking the wrong species.
➳ 7. BATTLEFIELD: oops, someone looted the wrong corpse... who isn't actually a corpse.
➳ 8. SCHOOL: all right, who's been raiding the locker room?
➳ 9. BATHROOM: ...oh, hey, who needs a shower, right?
➳ 10. PARK: sun and grass and lots of people to... watch... oh my.
➳ 11. ...CLOTHES??: okay, technically they are clothed, but it's not their clothes dammit.
➳ 12. OTHER: because there are way, way too many more places than I can think of.

16. Arranged Marriage
POSSIBLE REASONS FOR MARRIAGE:
① Station → You come from a royal, noble, or otherwise distinguished family who has chosen a suitable spouse for you.
② Feud → You are being married to put an end to the bitter enmity between your two families.
③ Economics → Your economic state and/or your station will improve through the union, though one of you may be marrying down.
④ Empire → You and your spouse are merging your businesses and/or property to create something more influential or profitable.
⑤ Tribute → You have been offered as a gift or appeasement, alternately you're the spoils of war.
⑥ Bloodline → Carrying on your distinguished family name has fallen to you and the equally well-bred spouse of your family's selection.
⑦ Disapproval → Your marriage has been arranged to keep you away from the person with whom you truly wish to be.
POSSIBLE SCENARIOS:
① First meeting → This is the very first time you're meeting your future spouse.
② Courtship → To get to know each other and encourage affection, your family has approved of you going on dates.
③ Engagement party → Be it a huge, formal affair or a small, intimate get together, you're celebrating (or pretending).
④ Wedding day → The big day!
⑤ Reception → The big party!
⑥ Wedding night → Every meme needs a smut prompt, right?
⑦ Honeymoon → Where will you go with your new spouse and what will you do there?

17. OTHER MEMES
1. Bounty Hunters. You're wanted. And someone is chasing you. Maybe it isn't your fault? But maybe you did rob that bank...
Either way, there's someone after that price on your head. Confront them, or run? Specify hunter or hunted.
2. Truth. You can't tell a lie. Maybe both of you can't, or only one of you, but now is the time to ask those embarrassing questions.
3. Obedience. The person posting is compelled to obey, no matter what. (Un)Fortunately the person commenting is compelled to give orders. All orders given must be obeyed.
4. Lotus Eaters. The person posting is trapped in their own dream of personal paradise. The person commenting is trapped with them. Help free them, or fall into paradise?
5. Amazon Review. Here's your html. Go wild.
6. Plants of Death. Plants are trying to kill you.


Credit for this huge list goes to my buddy therunebox I just stole it! >.>

Comments

[keepsthefire]

... what.

[Well. That got at response at least. But it also made his shoulders tense. Getting an "oi" from Bon was usually the start of an argument, and that was not something Rin wanted to deal with right now.]

[chantingdragoon]

Ch, would you look at me when I'm talking to you.

[ Even if he doesn't get Rin to look at him hes still going to continue, but his tone isn't as harsh as before. ]

Look, no matter what they said to you in there. It doesn't effect that we're all here for you. You aren't a bad guy.

[ Okay so maybe Bon is looking back at the ground now. Heh...welp what ever confidence he had for that is gone for the moment. ]

They were just a bunch of idiots.

[keepsthefire]

[Sorry, Bon. Rin is really not helping things here.]

I know that!

[He didn't mean to raise his voice then, but it happened, and his fists clench as much as they can with the bandages around them.]

I know that...

[Even with the medication Yukio had given him his hands still hurt and he was forced to loosen his grip. His fingers were shaking, try as he might to calm himself.]

I'm just... tired of bein' treated this way. One'a these days you guys are gonna be too late. I don't wanna do that to you...

[chantingdragoon]

[ It was Ryuji's automatic reaction to stiffen, ready to yell back. Except he stopped, it wasn't Rin's fault. None of this faut, and it wasn't fair how he was being treated. Of course, the realization of what Rin had said hit him like a ton of bricks. If they had been too late...Rin would be dead. There was no way any of them could stop that. It was a chilling realization that Ryuji did not like. ] Have a little more faith in us, huh? [ This had nothing to do with faith, he knew that. He knew that Rin trusted them...it was everyone who had treated him so badly that he worried about, and Ryuji couldn't blame him. Hell, he was worried about it too. ] You wouldn't be the one doing it to us, it wouldn't be your fault. Stop blaming yourself you idiot! You can't control everything! You can't protect everyone all the time!

[keepsthefire]

But I want to! I don't want any of you gettin' hurt 'cause of me!

[Oops. That was a button that Bon... probably shouldn't have hit. But he did, and whatever Rin had been trying to hold back from before was right there, front and center. His voice cracked, and he went to rub at his eyes but the IV tugged taut, preventing him from moving too far.]

Shit...

[chantingdragoon]

Damn it, Okumura. It's not always about what you want you know. [ Surprisingly even with the outburst Bon isn't as harsh as he could be. Instead he just stands up and instead moves to sit on the edge of Rin's bed so that it's harder for the other to avoid him. Lifting his book he brought it down, lightly seeing as Rin was still injured, on the half demon's head with a small smirk. ] Let someone else be one of your stupid manga protagonists.

[keepsthefire]

[Hey! That's not fair! He didn't want to look at you for a reason! He's just going to cry harder now!

And not because he got bonked with a book.

That did hurt, though.]

D-don't say shit like that... damn it...

[He can only sniffle uselessly now, unable to rub at his face in his current state even as the tears started to fall.]

Wh-what if somethin' happens to you?

[chantingdragoon]

Then it happens. We all know the risks, we accepted them when we chose to become Exorcists.

[ Sorry Rin, not sorry. Ryuji isn't going to let you beat yourself up over this, or blame yourself for something that may never happen. Hypotheticals are just that, hypothetical. There's no for sure that it's going to happen. Ryuji has had to learn that himself. Even still he finds himself second guessing, but right now wasn't a time for that. Right now was for making sure his friends ere all okay, and be glad that they got Rin out of there. ]

We all knew what we were getting into when we chose to be your friends. We're on your side and that means we'll take what ever is coming to us and we'll face it head on.

So stop moping, everything will be fine.

[keepsthefire]

[Rin has a problem with those. He doesn't overthink things often, but when it comes to his dear friends and all the things that could possibly happen to them (his fault or not) he is really good at over thinking.

But deep down he knows what Bon is saying is right. All of them knew the risks and yet they were still there. The only one who had left was Paku, for that very reason. The rest of them hardly gave a second thought to the dangers they were going to face, now and in the future of their careers.]

I-I'm not mopin'!

[Except you are and you're blubbering like a baby you giant loser.]

[chantingdragoon]

Ch, sure you aren't.

[ Ryuji isn't believing a single moment of that. Of course as soon as he sees how Rin is still obviously shaken he can't help but scoot a bit closer and reach out, tugging the other over to rest his head on Ryuji's shoulder, one hand ruffling Rin's hair.

He doesn't say anything, that could ruin what ever weird sort of moment they may be having.

Still physical comfort was one of the best ways to reassure someone that they were safe. Not to mention the more he thought on it the more Ryuji realized...it was probably one of the first physical acts that had been directed at the other while he was conscious that wasn't meant to hurt him. At least since being imprisoned again. ]

[keepsthefire]

[Of course he's shaken. Anyone would be after that. Having the evidence of his imprisonment still on him doesn't help, a continued reminder that he had been held like an animal in darkness with little hope of being released.

The pull actually makes him tense first, but when he realizes what Bon is doing the anxiety in him practically melts away to the point where he slumps against the other teen heavily. The tears don't stop, yet he quiets significantly. Without any thought given to it, his tail shifts up on to the bed and wraps loosely around one of Bon's arms.

As long as Bon allows it, Rin will stay like that for a good long while.

Or at least until the damn door to the dorm room opens.]

... am I interrupting something?

[chantingdragoon]

[ Bon was fine, he'd relaxed and was letting the other rest against him. Of course...that was until he felt himself stiffen out oof reflex when he heard a very familiar voice. Shit. ] N..no.

[keepsthefire]

[Well that sure was fucking awkward, thanks bro.

Yukio looks like he's not buying it for a second, but he merely scowls and doesn't say anything more about it.]

I need to change his bandages and take his IV out.

[chantingdragoon]

R-right.

[ Sorry Rin, Bon's just going to scoot back now. That glare is not something he wants to be in the way of. Your brother is scary, Rin.

He's just going to get out of the way. ]

[keepsthefire]

[At least Yukio is more in 'doctor' mode than 'dragoon' mode at the moment. He does have his pistols on him, yes, but none are being pointed in Bon's direction right now.

But it does leave the room awkwardly silent as Yukio looks over his brother. The bandages being pulled off reveal that Rin is healing, but much slower than normal.

Yukio looks them over, muttering something to himself that sounds far more concerned than his expression would lead one to believe.]

[chantingdragoon]

[ Bon watched on, worried a bit himself but quiet all the same. That is until he heard that noise. ]

What is it?

[keepsthefire]

[At first Yukio didn't answer, instead sitting up to press the back of his hand to Rin's forehead.]

Nii-san, how are you feeling?

Like shit, what'd you expect? [A stern look from Yukio made him add a little quieter:] ... I'unno. Kinda like that time I stayed out in the snow too late, 'cept with a lot more pain.

[Another sigh and Yukio straightened, shaking his head before finally answering Bon properly.]

With his strength sapped as it was by those seals, his body isn't recovering nearly as fast as it usually does. I'm concerned that the damage to his wrists and ankles might scar. As it is he likely won't be able to get out of bed for a few days at least.

A few days?!--oi! Don't talk over my head like that, four eyes!

[chantingdragoon]

[ Bon sat back, crossing one leg over the other as well as his arms over his chest. When Rin protested he couldn't help but smirk a little, it was interesting to see the two interact. They both brought out both the best and worst in each other sometimes. ]

So it's gonna scar? And there's nothing that can make it any better?

[ Hush Rin the adults are talking.

Or at least that's how it was until Bon actually looked over at Rin. ]

Looks like you are gonna be stuck in here for a while then.

[ Don't worry, Bon will be happy to come visit and keep you company! Though he'll say it's to bring Rin his notes and make sure he's studying...heh. Tsun much, Bon? It's not like he wants to come make sure Rin is okay everyday

....

Pfft. ]

[keepsthefire]

[Yukio put a hand over Rin's mouth, silencing his complaints.]

I could see if the Moriyamas have anything that could help in this case, both for the scarring and the weakness. That will likely take some time for them to get it together, though.

[Rin gave a muffled groan. "Taking some time" meant that Yukio was expecting him to stay there and stay still.

Yukio released him, going to replace the bandages again.]

What the hell am I supposed to do in bed for that long?

Your homework?

... killin' me, bro.

[chantingdragoon]

[ Bon wasn't able to stop the chuckle that left him. After all, it was almost as if Rin was fine, weakness and such aside. He just didn't seem to let his weariness show around his brother.

Which really was understandable. ]

A little studying isn't going to kill you, Okumura.

[keepsthefire]

You don't know that!

[Yukio allowed himself to chuckle quietly at their exchange, finishing with the bandages and standing to head for the door.

Before he made it there, though, he wheeled around and pointed a finger at Rin threateningly.]

Don't even think about getting out of bed.

[chantingdragoon]

[ Even Ryuji had to laugh a bit at Rin's antics. Really it was pretty normal for the other to act like that, and it helped him feel that Rin was going to be alright in time. ]

Don't worry Okumura-san, he won't.

[keepsthefire]

[He was known for bouncing back pretty well regardless of the situation. A lot of that did come with hiding his deeper feelings with his usual antics and pretending as if nothing was wrong at all, but even that had the benefit of helping him move on somewhat.

He made a face at Yukio's back as the door closed before slumping tiredly against his pillows, fixing Bon with a stare for a silent minute before saying something else.]

Hey man, what was with you earlier when Yukio came in? You got all weird.

[chantingdragoon]

Huh? [ Shit he's been caught! ] I don't know what your talking about, he just surprised me. I hadn't heard the door is all.

[keepsthefire]

[So caught.]

Yer a shitty liar, Suguro.