Call Me Out: Library AU Edition~

[ichi89]

Based off this post here, pick an idea to start a prompt and yell a muse name at me to start off with!

1. 1. i found you asleep in the stacks. we’re closed. please go home.
      
   2. i’m too short to reach the top shelf and too stubborn to get a stool. you watched me take a running leap for it before you offered to grab the book for me
   3. you reserved the book i wanted to check out first and i hate you for it
   4. no, i cannot help you find your textbook if you don’t know what it’s called. “it has a blue cover” doesn’t help
   5. you have rented and returned the entire buffy the vampire series [or some other series] in the span of 8 days. are you okay.
   6. you said that Shakespeare was dumb while checking out fight club and i am ready to Fight You
   7. you saw me dancing to my ipod while re-shelving books. please don’t judge me. or tell my boss.
   8. I’m always pulling books you reserved so I’ve started leaving little notes in them for you.
   9. WHY DID YOU ANNOTATE A LIBRARY BOOK IN PEN.
   10. someone left a comment card in the suggestions box that says “the reference librarian is super cute” and now all of the reference librarians are arguing over who it’s for
   11. i walked in on you and your boyfriend making out in the upper level and now [insert subject here] is ruined for me forever
   12. your study group ordered pizza to the library and you let me have some
   13. you brought your drunk friend to the library and then left them passed out in the play section. why would you do this.
   14. you keep watching baby animal videos on youtube without headphones on and i should yell all you but they’re really cute baby animals
   Feel free to toss in any other ideas you might have!

Comments

[magehater]

[ Well okay, no one who he knew who knew him. Does that work?

Still he stops his attempt at reading when the young human passes by. His eyes narrow, more out of habit than anything else. Sorry Aoba he sort of has this nasty case of resting bitch face. It's just how he is. ]

Thank you, I will keep that in mind.

[hairnerves]

[The resting bitch face is ineffective. Aoba smiles brightly.]

You're welcome.

[He then leaves him alone to tend to the books, content as can be to do even such a mundane task. While he hopes Fenris interrupts him, he's just as contented to, well, do this, in the meantime.]